Dirty Ford Focus

Your beater car you buy because you can’t afford to keep wrecking your good car driving to work

The HDS operator just got him a dirty Ford Focus

by 7elevens October 5, 2021

meah laura ford

meah ford is sofias bestfriend and always will be meah is in love with many guys like mango and gold or even peach but peach is such a flop she needs a bf but unfortunately she hasn’t gotten one which is kinda depressing maybe it’s bc she is flat anyways she is going to marry mango ily x

meah laura ford is going to marry mango

by wayermelon May 31, 2023

Mucking Fords Wuddled

Getting tongue-tied, getting your words mixed up, instead of getting your fucking words muddled

Whenever I’m trying to talk to a pretty girl, I always get my mucking fords wuddled

by Dr Dongmeister June 14, 2019

ford my name

A person who is better than everyone at everything. He gets all the lady’s. He is better than Lucia.

Ford my name is better than Lucia.

by Columbus1230 December 8, 2019

The Ford Festiva Fiesta!

This is when you line up a bunch of Hispanic women in the back seat of your Ford Festiva. If you need room it is ok to fold down the seats. Then, you go right down the line and eat each one out then make them all take you to a Chipotle drive-thru together in the car. They pay.

“Yo Santoro! I just bought this POS car for 12 bucks! Once I fill it up with gas I’m gonna do a mall drive by and pick up 9 lucky ladies and jamb them in the back to break this shitbox in with The Ford Festiva Fiesta! ”

“Well that’s one way to go. Leave your windows down next time you take that thing to a car wash.”

by Who stole my shoes? April 9, 2020

Ford F-150

One of the bestselling trucks in the industry, not very reliable tho.

Have you ever been beaten by a wet spaghetti noodle
Because she has a twin sister
And you got confused and fucked her dad?
Well that’s how it feels to drive a Ford F-150

by Brock nutted July 22, 2023

Built Ford Tough

Meaning that a person has a glass jaw, is easily incapacitated. Most commonly used to describe a large/intimidating individual who, upon entering in a fist fight, is knocked out after one or two punches. Originated from the slogan for the Ford Motor Company and the fact that Ford trucks look large and intimidating, but are prone to breakdowns, usually of the transmission.

John: Man, did you see that fight? Chris knocked Big Will out cold with one hit!

Charlie: What? Big Will's got a foot and a hundred pounds on Chris!

John: Well, I guess that Big Will is just Built Ford Tough

by 13-Guage July 16, 2008