fist-shrug

When you're too cool for mittens or gloves, and curl your fingers up into the sleeve of your coat.

Martha shivered in the cold and fist-shrugged to keep her hands warm.

by blahblahblah18572 September 7, 2010

Fist fucked

When your income credit has been taxed by the government at a higher % because you are in a higher tax bracket and cant afford ramen noodles or rent, you have been fist fucked

Joe got fist fucked last year for working more over time and now his broke ass lives underneath the Kellogg bridge eating dog shit and drinking his own piss

by Piss seapage May 20, 2021

pizza fist

When one has eaten so much pizza that it cloggs up their pooper and the next morning it feels like you're shitting out a fist....

That Cici's buffet was the shit but tomorrow morning I'm gonna' have a serious pizza fist.

by dosxfx October 19, 2016

fist funnel

a funnel into which one inserts their fist for sexual gratification

she wouldn't let me stick it up her wrongun, so I fist funnelled her sharpish

by Thombone Catkins December 2, 2010

Windmill with fists

Dancing in an erratic fashion. Having spasms of the body that one considers dancing. Other dancers need to stay clear for fear of getting accidentally punched. Also known as the Elaine.

Dude 1: "Hey, check out that chick dancing over there"
Dude 2: "Ha! She looks like a windmill with fists!"
Dude 1: "Yeah. You'd better duck!"

by nappuc March 20, 2010

fist fight

to furiously masturbate

That is so lonely, I heard he spent all weekend fist fighting with himself.

by darwin February 28, 2005

Fist Pump

It's when a group of heterosexual guys get together to watch the game sunday. Their favorite team wins and they all get so excited they start fist fucking each other.

Is it gay to fist pump after your team wins the Super Bowl?

by DJR1986 August 26, 2010