fist mitten

1.) Of or pertaining to a person(s) Anus, Rectum, Rear-end, Butthole; particularly of one whom likes to be fisted.

2.) An Internal Body Part/Place Where One Might Use To Stash Illegal Contraband.

3.) May Also Be Known As A Man Vault, Backdoor, Butt Safe or The Vault; To Name A Few.

When pertaining to areas on the human body where one might try to conceal illegal items, mainly drugs, it may be necssary to stash it inside the anus- or jokingly the fist mitten (especially if the person is male & gay.)

To Be Used In A Humorous Nature, Not Offensive.

by CrazyCrab69 October 25, 2022

Wood Fist

The act of fisting another man or man like animal, wearing a lumberjack outfit, preferably while holding their dick, dressed in the look of an axe. Wood Shavings are shoved afterwards in the ass, for the other man to pull out, upon waking up.

Though it sounds horrible, many survivors have enjoyed there painful experience.

Man, my gramp gave me a good Wood Fist last night...
I'm still pulling the shaving's out

by Harrowific July 10, 2019

fist dip

The act (or art) of quickly inserting and then removing your fist from your partners ass.

"Did Karl fist you last night you seem to be walking funny" "no it was just a quick fist dip"

by LossLossGTD November 7, 2017

Windmill with fists

Dancing in an erratic fashion. Having spasms of the body that one considers dancing. Other dancers need to stay clear for fear of getting accidentally punched. Also known as the Elaine.

Dude 1: "Hey, check out that chick dancing over there"
Dude 2: "Ha! She looks like a windmill with fists!"
Dude 1: "Yeah. You'd better duck!"

by nappuc March 20, 2010

Fist Herpes

Herpes on your fingers and hand area. Caused from fisting an anus or vagina with herpes.

My girlfriend and I were trying some kinky shit - I was fisting her anus. I did not realize she had had anal sex with another man, who had given her herpes, and as I fisted her, I contracted Fist Herpes.

by SuckAChode November 5, 2013

fist fight

to furiously masturbate

That is so lonely, I heard he spent all weekend fist fighting with himself.

by darwin February 28, 2005

Fist Pump

It's when a group of heterosexual guys get together to watch the game sunday. Their favorite team wins and they all get so excited they start fist fucking each other.

Is it gay to fist pump after your team wins the Super Bowl?

by DJR1986 August 26, 2010