friend mining

The act of searching through someone's FaceBook Friend list, in the hope of finding more people they can add as their friend.

Question: "I just saw Jane looking through your FaceBook, what do you think she was doing?"

Reply: "Probably friend mining again... loser!"

by Troy Ginbey December 18, 2007

that one friend

The one friend who someone goes to when they have no one else to hang out with or talk to. So basically their last choice

Guy 1: “are you friends with him?”
Guy 2: “nah he’s just that one friend”

by Hey guys.com February 1, 2018

National Best Friend day

National best friend day is on May 4th, a holiday in which you show/ tell how great full you are for all of your best friends and how they have made you a better person. Let all your friends know how greatful you are for them

“ Happy National Best Friend day!!! I love you so much!! You mean the world to be bestie”

by Jeter Dorrity June 2, 2018

funeral for a friend

One of the most awesome Welsh bands to ever make it. Not just loved by emo kids.The lyrics are thought-provoking and meaningful, the riffs are stunning, the drumming is powerful, and unlike many bands, when funeral for a friend play live, they sound alot better than they do on the album, which is a rare thing. Casually dressed and deep in conversation/ Seven ways to scream your name should be in any rock fans CD collection

funeral for a friend rock! they are amazing and ive seen them 4 times live!!

by lea_lea_lea July 27, 2004

asshole friend

A friend, mainly in a school, who you hang out with even though he/they are an asshole.

Man I was hanging out with Steve the other day and hes a real asshole friend.

Yeah, I know.

by Dorsey2494 June 10, 2008

as a friend

Bullshit response you get from girls/guys when they reject you after asking them out, only to be left sitting on your couch watching the TV thinking "Wait... That doesn't even make sense..."

"She likes me...
As a friend
Shes loves me...
As a friend
Shes Crazy about me!!!
As a friend! As a friend!"

by Mr. Goblin face May 29, 2004

text message fiend

a. One who sends in excess of 100+ text messages per day.
b. One who can type faster with a cell phone that with a keyboard.

High school is the primordial ooze from which the text message fiend crawled out from.

by Interstate Pirates Inc. January 11, 2006