penis fingers 

Billy Barrow

wow looka at billys penis fingers!

penis fingers by bepere May 28, 2018

Buckle Fingers 

When you accidentally drop your wife on the dance floor

John: Woah, did he just drop his wife while swing dancing?

Jay: Yeah, he has Buckle Fingers

Buckle Fingers by El bearded Jaun June 7, 2018

Sparkle fingers 

It’s a term used for your fingers after fingering a girl to her climax

Well I got sparkle fingers last night with my girlfriend it was fuckin great

Sparkle fingers by Yeetymcmeaty May 10, 2019

Cabbage Fingers 

A symptom of Cabbagefingitus.
A person with cabbage like phalanges.

George put his Cabbage Fingers up his girlfriend's twat and they turned into sauerkraut.

Cabbage Fingers by Iammega October 11, 2019

takis fingers 

When you finger a girl on her period and end up with red fingertips, similar to what it looks like after eating takis.

"You didn't tell me you were on your period and now I got takis fingers!"

takis fingers by Tyroneus Rex January 25, 2020

Box fingers 

When a woman touches/itches their smelly vagina.

Look sophia, that woman just itched their vagina, bet she has box fingers now!

Box fingers by Dave the rave! March 9, 2020

EMP Fingers

A condition in which one has consistent bad luck with electronic devices not working as they should.

Symptoms may include but are not limited to:
-Programs and apps being glitchier/buggier than they are for other people.
-"It was fine yesterday, now it just won't turn on."
-Repeated accidental purchases of defective devices.
-"Nobody else's is crashing over and over like this, wtf!"
-Devices breaking down without warning or determinable cause.
-Me: *pulls new phone out of pocket* Phone screen: *is permanently glitched*

There is no known cure.

My girlfriend bluescreened both my computers and got the red ring on my 360, so I kinda think she has EMP fingers.

EMP Fingers by Arktykr October 19, 2021