felching

The practice of inserting a live rodent wrapped in duct tape and smothered in lubricant into one's anus or vagina.

When felching a gerbil, always remember to use plenty of lube.

by JustanAngelino May 7, 2016

Daisy Chain Moebius Felch

See Moebius Felch. The Daisy Chain Moebius Felch is a variation on the classic Moebius Felch in that the snorkel/hosepipe combination passes from the mouth of one person to the bowels of another and so on, creating a daisy chaining effect.

The Daisy Chain Moebius Felch requires extremely good timing on the part of all involved, as orgasm and defecation of all participants must occur simultaneously to avoid serious injury/explosions.

by No Really, I Have Not Done This July 11, 2006

Felch

To completely engulf something in one's anus

Khristoph felched a water bottle and couldn't get it back out

by Dizeffea October 20, 2003

felch

told to us many aeons ago by those that were black and giggling. the word felch can have 1 or 2 meanings. the first being the verb "to felch" as in he felches you felch or we felch, meaning to completely turd burgle some poor unsuspecting pleb into ravaged and baggy conditions. the second meaning, is often proclaimed thus "u felcher" as a common insult much the same as "haha jew" or "wanker" would be utilised by some cunning linguist. to conclude felch is an integral part of our british culture and language, yet it should not be touched upon lightly.

"felcheeeer feeEeelcher, dadedada felcherrr"
"haha u felched madam pomfrey last night" or
"dude did i felch madam pomfrey again last night?"

by demonic chronic ghvghcfgt August 2, 2006

Felch

sucking a certain bodily fluid through a straw .... only to be performed on dads.

'greg what did u do last night?'

'felched ollie's dad mate'

by char May 18, 2004

felch

Verb: to mess up/destroy

You felched my car man!!!

by andy mae January 15, 2004

Piece of Filth

A woman dressed in a sexually provocative manner.

Cor! Check out that piece of filth over their mate!

by jd7 May 20, 2008