Party Favor

When a man has recently finished a night (or day) of ravenous sex with a woman, he removes his filled condom and slips it into the woman's purse surreptitiously. She will be in for a surprise when she next opens it!

When Swillis went to pay the bill at dinner, she realized that Glandy has given her a party favor, and that all of her money was soaked with jizz!

Jill--God damnit, Zachy P gave me the party favor, i am such a fucking idiot!

by zackhye October 14, 2009

favorite girl

A son's affectionate term for his mother.

I bought my favorite girl some flowers and played "dear momma" for her on mother's day.

by uneekstylez September 18, 2009

favoritist

The retards way of saying most favorite.

Senses Fail is my favoritist band ever.

by Nathan Hulsey October 17, 2006

fan favorite

poker, to win over the hearts of eight or more dudes at the table.

q: who's your favorite fan favorite?
a: probably noam. even though he's ranked second in the world. wait, i mean farley. yeah, i mean farley.

by Mike Matzke April 5, 2005

Bandido Favorito

When a girl gives you a blowjob with her mouth filled with salsa.

Karalyn loves giving Bandido Favoritos

by Mitch 1 December 9, 2008

Brett Favre

The idea of getting a blowjob! especially from ESPN every day until number 4 retires and Tim Tebow takes over that role!

I just got the sloppiest Brett Favre from your mama!

by Brett Favre #4 Vikings November 14, 2010

whats your favorite color

The dirty definition for "whats your favorite color" is send nudes

Me; Whats your favorite color, faith

Faith; I guess

by Pimp daddy lucas December 4, 2017