Fart Block

Not being able to fart when the coast is clear.

You're at a social gathering and have to fart really bad, so you excuse yourself and walk to the bathroom. But now you can't let it out, no matter how hard you push. Damn fart block!

by goodlord! April 30, 2015

Fahrradsattel

A song by the German band Pisse, which literally translates to Piss and

Fahrradsattel means Bike seat.

Hey Ted what's your favorite song by what band?
Oh Greg, I like Bike seat (Fahrradsattel) by Piss (Pisse)
what the fuck Ted

by Al4rm January 28, 2021

Fart Proposal

A wedding proposal that consists of a naked man walking up to a table covered in flour which he proceeds to fart on and blow away, revealing lettering in stuck flour that reads 'Will you marry me?'.

My boyfriend fart-proposed to me yesterday. I said yes! His fart proposal was amazing!

by hermandogonzales December 13, 2010

fan your boner

relax, chill, stop being so overly excited, there's no reason for alarm, it's all going to turn out okay. Also, don't count your chickens, and don't assume that sex is imminent or that something else very good is about to happen.

Dude, fan your boner. She was only dancing with you to make her boyfriend jealous.

Okay, okay. Fan your boner. There's gotta be somebody around here who can give us directions.

by brian48 September 22, 2008

fart sofa

An upholstered couch, settee, or other form of seating, which has been saturated with flatulence to the point that its foam interior permanently reeks and may well have acquired a brownish tint.

I don't mind watching the football game at Joe's house, but there's no way I'm crashing on that fart sofa after everyone's had chili dogs.

On "My Strange Addiction", I saw a woman who eats bits of foam cushion from used couches — can you believe she actually snacks on fart sofa?

by FlatusMeister August 23, 2011

facebunk

Absurd, ridiculous, nonsensical, unlikely, and/or untruthful things people post on Facebook.

Tiffany just said she is engaged to Darryl's brother and that they have twins on the way. The wedding is supposed to be in April. That's a bunch of facebunk if you ask me!

by thingoneandthingtwo May 2, 2012

Faux Single

Relationship status for a person who represents themselves as being Single on a social media platform, but in reality is too chickenshit to admit to being in a long-term domestic relationship / long-term open marriage... due to severely restricted dating opportunities and 'uncool' social stigma.

He opted to remain faux single on Facebook.

by Cirucla7 October 27, 2018