Farphanoogin

Deep gas bubble that makes u conflicted on lifting ur leg slightly or turning your head and hold a quick breath so ur spouse or guest doesn't get the bad leftover last meal consumed smell in their face. This confusion will not end quickly from suprise belches to the pressure dropping farts and don't say I'd rather suprise burp that fart because in this curious case both Odors from Both the mouth and toshie are smell ing exactly the Same... Ewwww

I swear this gas is a bad case of farphanoogin.

It's driving me crazy I can't stop it from either end and just cause it u though it felt fart don't mean try to spread ur cheeks. Mine backfired into a belch in my bosses face when I was trying to make it silent but deadly.

by Semmyslove September 15, 2016

Farpooed

The PG version of sharted.

Six year old: "mommy I just sharted!"
Mom: "that's a naughty word, you're too young to say that"
Six year old: "ok, then I farpooed!"

by Sarah420 June 27, 2016

fear of butterflies

When someone is desperately afraid of the small - winged insect called the butterfly. If your name starts with a "k", you are most likely bound to have this disorder or phobia.

The boy named kaleb had an enormous fear of butterflies

by THEBESTONEOFALL February 16, 2017

fear

Forget
Everything
And
Run

Only a fool doesn't fear the sea

by Budak MRSM December 20, 2016

Farp

When jerking off the acting of repeatedly farting while fapping.

Phil: yo could you knock next time, you almost walked in on me farping.
Mario: oh that's what that smell was.
Phil: Ya I was farping up a storm in there.

by Killer2797 December 27, 2016

fear of slugs

you know you have a fear of slugs when u cry when u see a slut

girl: *sees slug and screams*
boy: darn girl you must have a fear a slugs

fear of slugs- screaming and crying when u see a slug

by slugggggggirl August 15, 2017

fear the spear

The sexiest of all men alive. If you are within 50 feet of Fear the Spear you will be burned alive. Looking at him without sunglasses will result in permanent blindness. The last person to have sex with him died because his penis was 17.5 inches.

Brianna: “Oh my god! That’s Fear the Spear! Look at how hot he is!!!”
Anthony: “Brianna no! You can’t look at him directly or you’ll go blind! And don’t get that close to him either!”
Brianna: “But look at that bulge...”
Anthony: “BRIANNA NOO!!!!!”

by Father Jake September 5, 2017