whitest job ever

Literally either someone who works at an ice cream shop or is a lifeguard. Fuckgirls-ice cream. Fuckboys-lifeguards. Plain and simple

Dude that lifeguard has the whitest job ever

by Bitchbyee June 9, 2018

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Best Socialz Ever

Group of 4 incredible people, two boys and two girls, who make their frat house the most stingy and itchy house ever.

OMG this semeseter's socials are the Best Socialz Ever!

by theitchiestone November 13, 2018

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once upon a time, there was a girl named shallisa. shallisa had nine dogs and 3.49 trillion dollars. She could do makeup like nobody else....not even James Charles. She also had a closet full on Gucci and Louis Vuitton. 3 closets to be exact. Shallisa was extremely responsible. Until one day she went to Coachella.

This is the littiest story every. It’s about Coachella

by Timmy thin March 8, 2019

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The Horniest Experience Ever

When Kate Upton grabs your dick and strokes it off so hard that you end up in the emergency room.

Man, that bathroom, was The Horniest Experience Ever! That blonde!

by Strawberry Pterodactyls March 16, 2019

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Worst Texter Ever

Violet "Purple" REDACTED. Literally has no clue how to properly respond to text messages. You ask her "Hey what are you doing this weekend?" and she'll respond "Did you know that Rob Lowe is deaf in one ear? funky!" You ask her "What's the science homework?" and this lil' buffoon will respond, "I think I'm having an allergic reaction. I ate a bowl of tomato chili and I'm very allergic to citrus. LOL"

"Hey do you know who's the Worst Texter Ever is, right?"
"Yes it is Violet "Purple" REDACTED."

by mynameispurple September 25, 2019

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