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A.Bro you are a Harris Evans!
B. No I’m a magged cunt

by Magged co September 16, 2019

Evan Lai

Guy who watches youtube instead of doing homework.

Evan Lai is watching youtube instead of doing homeowork.

by Evan Lai April 3, 2019

Evan Gunter

Super Sexy Hot Boi 69, thiccc booty having boi, Small child having stature, athletic af, loves boys because he is gay af, humps girls without their knowing,

Evan Gunter is super gay af.

by Chunky Monkey 6354 April 17, 2019

Evan Moment

When a gay man is inexplicably homophobic

"Hey, did you hear what John said earlier, I thought he was gay?"
"Yeah, he's having an Evan Moment"

by A Verified Homie October 22, 2022

Evan Perham

A name often used for babies who look like they might be strong when fully grown. A name people call each other when teasingly referring to bad eating behaviors and sensitiveness.

Geez, {dad} you don't want to start acting like an evan perham?

by realgod22 January 16, 2018

Evan Travis

Asshole musician, he thinks he's a hermit with deep ideas. Thinks getting a catheter is traumatic. The only thing that will be remembered when he's dead and buried is the fact some weird kid drew comics about him in highschool to disparage him and his shitty garage band. Oh and he ran for homecoming king for some reason and probably got the least amount of votes.

"If you think Evan Travis' talks big, you should see his ego." ~Everyone in the Band room

by The Real Dillon January 19, 2019

Evan's Gnome

Similar to the laws of thermodynamics, Evans Gnome is an immutable truth of the knowable universe:

"Nothing that only men like is cool."

Jim: "Joe Rogan and Elon Musk are playing Call of Duty."

Chad: "So?"

Steve: "Wow, that demonstration of Evan's Gnome was very astute."

by hasbinbad October 18, 2021