douche smacker

Total moron; The type of person who comes across as both extremely corny while flat out idiotic.

Jerome approached a female half his age at the mall and said "Hey Wifey, I want to make beautiful music with you." An onlooker shook his head in disbelief and disgust and said tos his friend, "What a douche smacker."

by mysticblum3 July 18, 2012

Douche bag extraordinaire

Noun, Adjective - A person who has shown outstanding achievement when it comes to the practices of being a douche bag, fucker, asshole, shithead, or any other demeaning clique association that portrays douchery at its finest.

When standing in line at DQ you suddenly are cut in line by a jock and a few of his douche bag friends.

You: Hey! I was in line in front of you.
Douche nozzle: So?
You: Well fuck you man!
Douche: I've got your sister for that.

After suffering a humiliating defeat you finally return to your table with a few of your friends.

Friends: What took so long?
You: Some asshole in line decided to become a douche bag extraordinaire and cut me.
Friends: What a douche...

by IisMathwizard December 18, 2012

doucheatron

Someone who behaves like an acceptable person unless around a large group of people or females.

Bryce: Oh hey man
Steve: Oh hi how are you
Bryce: I'm good just been-
*attractive group of females walk up*
Bryce: BEEN WORKING OUT BENCHING LIKE 350 BEAT I COULD BET THE FUCK OUT OF YOU 1V1 I'D WRECK YOU FAGGOT.
Steve: Don't be a such a fucking doucheatron

by DAT KEWL GUY June 8, 2013

Douche Ninja

Describes a mate or partner that has perfected his craft through years of seeming like a great catch when in all actuality...he suddenly, and stealthily reveals himself as a complete douche bag.

Great husband and family man...and poof, the douche ninja comes out of nowhere and reveals that he is a cheating, lying scumbag. You had no idea. Surprise attack. Many victims.

by Sonny James August 29, 2013

douche and run

Entering a drug store, using a douche off the shelf, in the aisle, and leaving, without paying.

"The prostitutes like to douche and run at the Walgreens on MLK."

by PJSINSANE November 16, 2013

Douche-Kazoo

A vaping device, when used in inappropriate surroundings.

I generally don't mind if people vape, but really? This is a congressional hearing. Put the Douche-Kazoo away, dumbass.

by themacbear September 20, 2016

douche tip

The stinky part of a douche apparatus.

Hey Luke Zuke, look at that guy in the black beaver hat.

No kidding, Bo Zuke. He looks like a douche tip.

by Bo Zuke April 4, 2017