dylan

A white kid who would commit a mass shooting

Who shot up that school yesterday? Oh it was a teen named Dylan

by Bosskid1213 November 25, 2016

dylan

1. filthy little scene kid cum-guzzling gutter-slut who converted to scene-ism after being an abercrombie whore.
2. bitch, who has countless "friends with benefits" who really arent because she always drags them in emotionally and then eats their souls.
3. synonymous with succubus

wow! hes hot, i think ill fuck him and then suck his soul out of his cock!"
"you're such a Dylan"

by anna geerlings January 5, 2008

dylan

a man who just straight up looks like a sloth. loves to mooch on other people and haves sex with guys

man hes such a dylan

by bhvjgajkdbflkavl February 13, 2009

dylan

A boy who is obsessed with a girl named michelle and would do anything to get her back

"yo dylan has been so depressed lately"
"yeah michelle dumped him"
"aw that sucks. he really loved her"

by dylancarm May 23, 2010

dylan

Dylan is the classic school shooter name, never cross Dylan. If Dylan puts his hand in his pocket run. Do not make fun of or laugh at Dylan, Dylan has no temper.

Dylan was laughing during Columbine.

by Revos September 14, 2017

dylan

a male, always homosexual. He can often be found playing faggot brandons penis like a flute and playing fiddlewinks with eachother buttholes. This fags dick is only a sixteenth of a centimeter long and it is common that he sucks dick. He has aids and is of oriental decent. Lastly, he is a fan of incest and often tounges his brother.

that guy sucked his little brother tiny cock, whudda dylan.

by dempsy October 20, 2008

dylan

Awesome in bed with his big cock and good moves. He is loved by many women and is often fought over. He is hot and always tries to make people feel good about themselves. He's the best boyfriend any girl could ever had, and you would be lucky to date him. He is flirtatious and very outgoing.

Girl 1: Are you really dating Dylan?
Girl 2: Yes I am.
Girl1 : You're the luckiest girl on earth.
Girl 2: I know

by dylan'sluckygirl November 4, 2013