donking

(1) The action of randomly hitting someone over the head with a ping-pong paddle.
(2) What big donkeys do to make little donkeys.
(3) The act of screwing someone for money -derived from bonking, which is the act of screwing someone for fun. This type of donking is very common in the world of professional boxing.

(1) Stop donking me with that paddle.
(2) No need to be graphic here.
(3) Jeff Fenech and Mike Tyson have both been victims of donking during their boxing careers.

by spiderdan July 18, 2005

Cock-docking

The act of inserting an entire fire companies cocks in ones mouth

Ian is cock-docking Cranston Heights.

by Savages5 December 30, 2019

doracking

Mixture of doing and cracking.... let me break it down for y'all:
do(ing) + (c)racking = doracking

me: whats doracking
annonymous person not doing much: not much

by ellz0rzzzz August 25, 2006

docking austin

this act is performed while docking. one man lies on his back while the other straddles him, faces reverse cowgirl and touches penis's. upon ejaculation the top man shits on the others chest.

we were docking and it was going great....untill he gave me a docking austin

by asscannon February 21, 2011

space docking

The theory behind space docking stems from the act of excreting whilst weightless in space. Once free of the Earths gravitational field it is required that in order to poo without creating a terrible mess and upsetting your fellow astronauts a simple method of cellophane is used in order to capture the poo. This poo is then jettisoned into space...naturally at such low temperatures of deep space the poo in fact freezes. Space docking refers to excreting in cellophane, freezing the turd over night and then using it to provide anal pleasure to whomever requests to be space docked.

No known examples of space docking. Not many people admit to performing the act.

by Docker July 30, 2006

drunking

Drinking alcohol with the intent to get extremely shitty.

"Hey Rebecca! Are you drunking tonight?"

"Yeah Jake! I'm already there!"

by R. Master Flex February 27, 2009

Docking Headquarters

The headquarters for which docking (see: docking) occurs. It is impossible to pull off docking without one docking headquarters. Usually a man with an uncircumcised penis, aka anteater, such as Desh and Shivam.

Person 1: Where is Joe and Bob?

Person 2: I don't know probable somewhere docking.
Person 1: They can't be docking without docking headquarters.

by Merrman October 7, 2011