Busted in the Donut

When your girl is hot AF and you try to roll the condom on and bust a nut the second it touches your head.

She was so hot, I hit the foreplay bar too hard last night and when I opened up the meat/skeet wrapper, I unloaded nut before I could roll it on. :( I totally busted in the donut!

by saucr April 6, 2019

The long donut

When a guy sticks his finger all the way down his penis and pulls it out. Thus his dick resembles a long donut.

Kevin- Whats that kid screaming about?
*looks down to the bottom bunk*
AHHHHHHHHH HE GAVE HIMSELF A LONG DONUT! HIS FINGER IS STUCK IN HIS DICK!

Camp Nurse- Son why did you give yourself The long donut thats literally the most painful thing you will experience.

by Jossh K December 13, 2019

Absolute Donut

an absolute donut is any one who is stupid. for instance ..

OMG You are such an absolute donut 🤭🥴 ( says in british voice )

by absolutedonutlover2089 November 9, 2019

Manhattan donut

Blowing cocaine up another person's arsehole with a straw.

Got my bird to give me a Manhattan donut last night

by Keith Pipes January 1, 2022

Cloudy donut

A discord admin on the discord fragment running server who is extremely addicted to anime

Oh my god its cloudy donut!

by SPAAAAAM October 29, 2022

Man Donut

A man donut refers to the social situation where a mildly attractive female has a circle of “friends” that are all male, but the female has no interest in dating any of them whatsoever. This event typically happens around female game streamers or high school girls that have a nerdy disposition.

Girl 1: Did you see jenny with all those guys over there?
Girl 2: Yeah, she has a real nice man donut.

by Danklord of the West June 5, 2016

Donut Field

A wide open space, preferably a snow covered parking lot, where one proceeds to do 360's in their vehicle to create a donut shaped skid mark.

"What's that over there?"
"A donut field! Go! Go! Go!"

by TheVanMans December 14, 2013