Mexican Dirty Donut

Verb: The act of getting with a fat dirty mexican chick and eating out her butthole which has large amounts of hair and pieces of poop stuck in it.

"Dude what's wrong?"
"The girls i took back to my place made me give her a Mexican Dirty Donut....."
"Ohh man that sucks, hows your breath smell?"

by Aliwishes November 2, 2010

jam donut week

Monthly female occurence which men don't understand, other than it stops (most of) them having sex with their girlfriends. Inspired by similarity in appearance, rather than taste. See also on the blob, got the painters in and Arsenal are playing at home.

"What' the matter mate? You look frustrated."

"Haven't blown me beans for days, Dave. Fucking jam donut week, innit."

by Roger the Cabin Boy September 13, 2008

Crack Donut

A funny way to refer to a White Powdedered Donut.

"I'm gunna go buy some crack donuts in the cafeteria."

by anonymou 4444444444 March 5, 2008

pickled donut

STD filled vagina, filthy and used various times

That prostitute probably has a pickled donut

by arousedcuban February 6, 2010

Emergency Donut

A donut that is purchased in the event of hunger. Usually when you travel and have no access to other food.

"The trip took four hours! Thank God I had my emergency donut to keep me going."

by The Mountain Cat July 29, 2012

lick the donut

Giving pleasure to Jordans Mum

Last Night I had to lick the donut.... She loved it

by 1nky December 20, 2013

Taco Bell Donut

The ring of fecal matter that permanently attaches to your toilet because your roommate didn't flush after shitting out his 1am grande meal, in fear of waking you up. The Taco Bell Donut also has a unique stench.

Bob: "I see you have a rust ring in your toilet, did you try CLR?"

Stan: "That's not rust. It's Ed's Taco Bell Donut he left last week. I'm not touching that."

by DJ Eggy69 February 20, 2009