dirt magert

Something that is nasty and disgusting. can be a person or thing

Ashley just woke up and didnt brush her teeth. That is so DIRT MAGERT

by Lauren Levey February 28, 2008

Dirty Lemon

When a man gets his own taint juices (a mixture of ass and ball sweat) on his fingers and then rubs it under another person's nose. Named for Don Lemon, it's similar to the Dirty Sanchez, but it may or may not leave a mustache.

The bartender was not turned on when Don gave him a Dirty Lemon.

by Under Instruction August 15, 2019

Dirty Ayanna

Fine asf. Great head, freak in the bed maybe a great person to have fun with ass is phat the bed you'll find and has good pussy find you a Ayanna!

Dirty Ayanna is a fun person

by Tangl April 29, 2020

dirty kadi

An act committed by two women scissoring on a trampoline, as a dwarf man covered in peanut butter attempts to insert an entire eggplant into his rectum. This must be performed in front of a crowd of at least 25 people

I went to the circus this week and realized it was a huge mistake when they began performing a dirty kadi!

by a.glaub June 30, 2020

Dirty minded

Every existing user on UD.

im dirty minded he's dirty minded we're all dirty minded

by ATotallyOriginalAndFunnyUserna June 4, 2021

dirty Devyn

dirty Devyn a single man who acts depressed when he really isn't, this "man" trys to act tough for his dad just to make him proud.

Roses are red violets are blue

dirty devyn is single and so are you

by halo lowis May 21, 2022

I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road.

when attempting intercourse you mistaken put your penis in a woman's ass intead of her vagina.

"Hey man, last night was so crazy! I was getting it on with Melissa and I went to stick it in but I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road."
"What did she say to that?"
"All she said was, 'Wrong hole but keeping going'!"

by Turd McGurd1 September 28, 2012