no zuo no die

This phrase is of Chinglish origin. Means if you don't do stupid things, they won't come back and bite you in the ass. (But if you do, they most certainly will.) Zuo /zwo/ is a Chinese character meaning 'act silly or daring (for attention)'

A: Some dude baked cookies shaped like iPhone, held it by the mouth when driving, tried to mess with traffic cops.
B: Did he pull it off?
A: Cop was pissed and ran his name through the system. Turns out he's got speed tickets unpaid!
B: No zuo no die.

no zuo no die by Evergreen712 January 15, 2014

cedric diggory 

the only man ever. he carried goblet of fire. period.

no one:

absolutely no one:
cedric diggory: *breathes*
me: passes out and is 32 months pregnant <3

cedric diggory by haha lol xd November 4, 2020

vaginal dissonance

(n) - An unstable combination of women that increases ambient bitchiness. This can occur when the natural vibrating frequencies emitted from one woman's vagina interfere with those of another, causing an unappealing positive feedback (aka vagitation) that attenuates the mood of all women contributing to the dissonance. The intensity of vaginal dissonance is directly proportional to 1) the average distance between each vagina, and 2) the average amplitude of emitted vaginal frequencies, which can vary dramatically between women. It is believed that most documented cases of PMS are actually mistaken episodes of vaginal dissonance.

Bob: "Dude, do not go in that room right now."
Paul: "Why?"
Bob: "Because my sister and her mother-in-law are both in there, and the vaginal dissonance is extreme."
Paul: "Damn...would you like to get a taco or something?"
Bob: "Would I!"

vaginal dissonance by ah_halifax January 6, 2013

redneck diamonds 

When the window in your truck gets broken and it shatters into 1000 pieces and looks like diamonds.

"Ol peg was givener through the bush in his old ferd and smashed the window Into a bunch of redneck diamonds on a fuckin tree!!"

redneck diamonds by Skeeterskeet May 2, 2018

Big Dick Rick 

The ghost of Dominic Hall. He only appears when somebody drops the soap in the basement showers.

*drops soap*
Oh No! Here comes Big Dick Rick!

Big Dick Rick by BDR001 November 12, 2018

Dimentia 

That dimension fever we all have sometimes.

All this talk of theoretical physics is really sparking my Dimentia.

Dimentia by JakePaulOhioBoy May 23, 2018

Dirty Dip 

A streetwear clothing brand.

Dipped in freshness.

Get dirty, but stay dipped.
Dirty Dip is a cool brand!
Dirty Dip is by artist for artist.
For the young spirited.

Dirty Dip by Algor February 5, 2021