Day of the Troglodyte

On November 16th, the being called a troglodyte is celebrated.
Those of 20 years of age (or older) will refer to themself and others as merely being a troglodyte.
You are free to quote anyone who participates in this festivity.

Friend 1: "hey mate how's it going?"
Friend 2: "i'm merely a troglodyte..."
Friend 1: "shoot, I forgot today's the day of the troglodyte!"

by yippee783 November 17, 2024

Day to Day

So, here is a day in the life of Chris Williamson.... First he wakes up and takes a 50 minute walk... Which is literally doing nothing... And then he meditates and reads for and hour and a half... Which is also doing nothing... And then he has a 2 hour conversation that HE HIMSELF would tell you not to watch because he believes social media is bad... And then he does food preparation... Which is essentially just eating with more step... And then... That's the end of the list. That's a 5 hour day. 2/3rds of which is doing nothing.

Hym "So, his Day to Day is nothing. He does nothing. It doesn't contribute to anything other than the maintenance of his own lifestyle."

by Hym Iam November 28, 2024

Day to Day to Day

Hym "He did it so, since we're all just copying eachother, I'll give you my day to day too. I wake up after about 3 hours of sleep. Get up to piss and then plop in a nicotine pouch to start my day. Then, I hop on YouTube to see if there is anything interesting to listen to and then I proceed to oscillate between playing video games and doomscrolling for a couple of hours until I get hungry, at which point, I walk to the gas station to get some food. Then it's time for the news. I hop over to the Majority Report where they are clearly watching me live while I watch them and recently I've decided to berate them for obstructing my ability to collect a pay out for my contribution/creation of AI for which (by their own logic) they should be imprisoned. You know, the AI copyright lawsuit lead by Sarah Silverman (A friend of Sam Sedar) that they are trying to cut me out of because Jews are allowed to steal from you if you don't submit to the Jews incest cult. They can also manufacture mental illness out of thin air and Genocide and subjugation your entire race if they want! They mock me for being unwilling to expend any effort to stop them from robbing me but they know full well that if I have to do that to get my money and the credit I deserve, I am just going to stab some kids and hang myself. Luckily for everyone I'm not going to have to do that because you are all going to work together to get me my shit.

BUUUUT... It is demonstrative of their blatant disregard for human life and COULD BE CONSIDERED reckless endangerment. The show is ending now and I am getting tired once again. I likely have to work that night but it is also the time at which the discomfort caused by the fluid build-up in my skull reaches it's peak. I struggle to fall asleep (assuming I don't have any laundry but I usually do because my job makes you buy your own shirts and slacks) and then I wake up an hour before I have to walk to work and get ready. After I arrive, then begins my 8 full hours of pain and discomfort as I try to both awake up and stay awake throughout the night. All the while my co workers at making unwanted remarks about my personal life in spite of the fact that they are the fattest and stupidest slobs on the planet. Even the managers. And then I walk home, feet aching, head swollen with fluid, toes peaking out of the holes made by the friction of the walk. After I return, I attempt to stay awake until about 2pm so that I get an uninterrupted 8 hours and maybe, just maybe, I won't be so tired the next day. This is my Day to Day to Day, indefinitely, until I get credit for the literal creation of AI and issued due compensation for my property as per my 5th amendment rights."

by Hym Iam November 28, 2024

Day-walker

Someone who is bisexual

Ted sucks dick and eats pussy
Dude is a day-walker

by Chickensoup6969420 December 13, 2024

day shift stripper

A very average stripper working the day shift in some shit hole strip club.

Barbie hit hard times in her later years, only gig she could get was as a day shift stripper.

by Mariofingerbang June 6, 2025

Day wacking

Masturbating during work hours (8am - 6pm)

In my bed I does but only at night , definitely no day wacking

by Beanz505 September 8, 2025

day job

If you're an adult, then "day job" refers to the occupation that you have alongside your side project if you cannot live from your side project — that at times you may need this day job to finance your side project.

Before my side hustle took off, I spent most of my time at my day job, dreaming of the day I could quit and work on my passion full-time.

by Emotional Cruiser October 29, 2025