Cottonous

When the cotton in your mouth is congruent with your speech

Ben seemed alright but he was clearly cottonous

by October 03, 2020

Cotton cock

Your cock after a stoned girl gives you a blowjob

Damn bro, you got cotton cock!

by sugmeoff June 05, 2021

Cotton Blast

When you ejaculate on a cotton pad and someone else applies it to their face.

I frequently cotton blast, that's why I look so young.

by Rob Burry June 29, 2024

Cotton Capital

Family or institutional wealth, tainted by and largely attributable to the labor and production of enslaved peoples.

Think plantations: cotton, sugar cane, coffee, tea, cocoa, rubber, bananas, etc.

That family may have lots of "old money", but it's "cotton capital"!

by NeedleTurn August 18, 2024

I hate cotton candy

One of the most effective romantic pickup lines to ever exist.

I told Violet I hate cotton candy and she immediately fell for me

by Kentucky boi July 09, 2022

cotton wood

When your dick gets hard and you have nothing to stick it in, you got nothing you can do about it and you just have to live with it, you got a good ol fashion case of the cotton wood.

"I was driving down the road last night and got cotton wood, it sucked"

"My girl wasnt puttin'out last night, gave me a good ol case of the cotton wood"

"The worst thing about cotton wood, you cant jerk off in a straight jacket"

by freakynasty April 22, 2019

cotton boner

When a dude is frantically trying to hump you but his penis is not hard.

Sue: Well,how did the hookup with that dude you met go the other night?
Wendy: Horrible. He had cotton boner but insisted we keep trying...for an hour. Pointless!

by semami4700 April 29, 2019