cornspray

after eatting corn on the cob or any corn and having a major diarrhea attack containing corn

oh man after that bbq i had a major cornspray dude

by kiskokid April 1, 2011

Corpse Nametag

Another name for a gravestone.

He wants his Corpse nametag to say "Here lies Jack, the craziest Mofo around."

by Holly Huntsburg May 6, 2011

coors pours

similar to bud mud, only after a night of drinking coors

sorry im late, i had a serious case of the coors pours

by mean mister mason March 31, 2012

Corpse Shopping

The act of visiting the supermarket for "provisions" of the rigor-mortis variety. Useful when it comes to mothers day, for the blood which tends to congeal delicately and superfluously around the anal membrane.
According to maritime law, the crossbow closet must be purged of air before the corpse shopping is begun by Little Moe with the gimpy leg.

Corpse shopping shall be done only with a crizal lens wedged between your tear duct and occipital lobe.

by The Phantom Patriot August 2, 2012

Cornstarcher

A person who has sex with ones ass then ejaculates on the rectum.

ted enjoys having intercourse with ones rectum until he finishes on the ass hole of a man or women.

Jerry is such a cornstarcher due to the fact that my ass crack now is full of ejaculate.

by The Real Cornstarcher October 2, 2012

cornstarched

To silently and deadly release a fart in front of a person as you walk. Perferrably someone you do not know and perferrably a girl.

Ex. Dude i just cornstarched that chick back there. -Andy Mashadi

by Devin_Kwak January 9, 2014

corpse jumping

When usually a very bad person gets to your dead body, he/she/them start jumping over your body

Thinking that they hurt the enemy this way, while it really makes them embarrassing themselves

Horde of grouped noobs kills you and start to corpse jumping over your body

by bambu February 7, 2014