nonversation 

A conversation that does not exist. Meant to be a joke about not wanting to talk to someone.

"Hey Annie, you should go over there and have a nonversation with that creepy girl Brianna."

"Yeah, totally."

nonversation by emmawemawoo March 5, 2009

Law of Conservation of Racism 

Analogous to the Law of Conservation of Energy, Conservation of Racism states that the total racism of an isolated system remains constant; it is said to be constant over time. This law means that racism can neither be created nor destroyed; rather, it can only be transformed or transferred from one form to another.

Student 1: paraphrase of Ibram Kendi, "Racism didn't go way after civil-rights act was passed. It just became more complex."
Student 2: That's the belief of the Law of Conservation of Racism.

Law of Conservation of Racism by You can't handle my handle July 1, 2020

Conversational mirror 

the ability to respond in a conversation with the same question a person asks you.

i.e. the skill that many boys lack

jane: what did you do this weekend
john: went to that party on 15 & alder. *what did you do?* asterisked part is the CONVERSATIONAL MIRROR

Conversational mirror by Gael00 March 15, 2010

converstation

noun - a location, usually inconvenient to others, where a large group of people gather to talk.

The converstation in front of the concession stand at the movie theatre made it nearly impossible to get to the counter.

converstation by Chrysie February 23, 2015

Two-point Conversion 

When a man is having a pee and comes to the sudden realization that he also needs to have a poop, resulting in a panicked sit-down.

Greg just woke up for a morning piss but halfway through, his stomach grumbled, so he went for the two-point conversion.

Two-point Conversion by Flynnteractive April 8, 2014

Converbation

To have a conversation about hot girls and sex and then to jack off watching porn with at least one friend.

That converbation last night was totally intense! I got a major boner!

Converbation by d12kicksass! October 20, 2009

hoopty ass conversion

A rather cheap and/or crappie roadbike that was converted to a fixed gear, often with ghetto methods. Likely to have yates, and saddle set up at a slope angle

"Look at that hipster on the fixie! Is it a track frame?"
"No, it's a hoopty ass conversion."

hoopty ass conversion by lbb April 2, 2007