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ass to mouth conversion 

when one farts into a his/her partners mouth, breaths it in, and thenceforth breathes it out, converting the methane into carbon dioxide.
"I decided to try an ass to mouth voncersion while having my salad tossed by my gay lover, pierre.

nonversation 

A conversation that does not exist. Meant to be a joke about not wanting to talk to someone.
"Hey Annie, you should go over there and have a nonversation with that creepy girl Brianna."

"Yeah, totally."
nonversation by emmawemawoo March 5, 2009

Law of Conservation of Racism 

Analogous to the Law of Conservation of Energy, Conservation of Racism states that the total racism of an isolated system remains constant; it is said to be constant over time. This law means that racism can neither be created nor destroyed; rather, it can only be transformed or transferred from one form to another.
Student 1: paraphrase of Ibram Kendi, "Racism didn't go way after civil-rights act was passed. It just became more complex."
Student 2: That's the belief of the Law of Conservation of Racism.

Conversational mirror 

the ability to respond in a conversation with the same question a person asks you.

i.e. the skill that many boys lack
jane: what did you do this weekend
john: went to that party on 15 & alder. *what did you do?* asterisked part is the CONVERSATIONAL MIRROR
Conversational mirror by Gael00 March 15, 2010

converstation

noun - a location, usually inconvenient to others, where a large group of people gather to talk.
The converstation in front of the concession stand at the movie theatre made it nearly impossible to get to the counter.
converstation by Chrysie February 23, 2015

Two-point Conversion 

When a man is having a pee and comes to the sudden realization that he also needs to have a poop, resulting in a panicked sit-down.
Greg just woke up for a morning piss but halfway through, his stomach grumbled, so he went for the two-point conversion.