Condoleezza Rice is a classical piano player of noteworthy talent; unfortunately, less than talented as a Secretary of State
by elihu rooter January 23, 2007
Get the Condoleezza Rice mug.A small penis. A penis that effectively swims in a condom often designed for average but not NORMAL sized hard-ons
A penis slightly larger than the actual condom swimmers - the sperm cells.
A penis slightly larger than the actual condom swimmers - the sperm cells.
Scott: "Hey Bill, did you see Max in the shower, I couldn't help be notice, he was washing his cock, I thought it was his fucking baby finger...I nearly exploded laughing...what can you do with that little stub?!"
Bill: "Yea I know, the guy acts and talks like he is the end-all and be-all for women when in fact he is packing a fucking condom swimmer!"
Bill: "Yea I know, the guy acts and talks like he is the end-all and be-all for women when in fact he is packing a fucking condom swimmer!"
by psiscott April 26, 2006
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Hell on Earth. A shopping mall shaped in a loop approximately one mile around, located in Concord, NC. As if this cesspool wasn't bad enough, twice a year the area is infested with rednecks with a penchant for NASCAR. Stay away from this place at all costs.
If you must venture to this human wasteland, beware of illiterate morons. They appear incapable of reading traffic signs telling them to keep moving or signs with mall operating hours. Most of this breed are unable to drive as well.
If you must venture to this human wasteland, beware of illiterate morons. They appear incapable of reading traffic signs telling them to keep moving or signs with mall operating hours. Most of this breed are unable to drive as well.
Mall Employee #1: God, I hate working at Concord Mills. This place is hell.
Mall Employee #2: *Looks at mall surroundings* Funny. . . I always thought hell would be hotter. . .
Mall Employee #2: *Looks at mall surroundings* Funny. . . I always thought hell would be hotter. . .
by shopmadchen May 30, 2009
Get the Concord Mills mug.also called CC. a mix of the towns Concord and Carlisle.
a high school about 20 miles away from Boston, MA. filled with kids who get excellent grades, who are also naturally good at athletics.
sports rivals: Acton-Boxborough (most sports) and Bedford (football).
most people think concord/carlisle is just filled with rich, snobby kids, but this is false. these kids are just like any other high school kids, and they should not be judged. they have problems, just like every other high school.
concord/carlisle participates in CHALLENGE DAY, which is a Be The Change movement.
a high school about 20 miles away from Boston, MA. filled with kids who get excellent grades, who are also naturally good at athletics.
sports rivals: Acton-Boxborough (most sports) and Bedford (football).
most people think concord/carlisle is just filled with rich, snobby kids, but this is false. these kids are just like any other high school kids, and they should not be judged. they have problems, just like every other high school.
concord/carlisle participates in CHALLENGE DAY, which is a Be The Change movement.
"Wow, those Concord-Carlisle High School kids are such snobs!"
"You're just saying that because they kicked our ass on the SAT's and at that ski race last Thursday."
"You're just saying that because they kicked our ass on the SAT's and at that ski race last Thursday."
by freshmangirl March 18, 2008
Get the concord-carlisle high school mug.1.(noun) A sheath placed over the penis during intercourse to prevent the flow of semen. Used for prevention of STD's including, but not limited to, herpes, syphillis, and babies.
2.(noun) An insult. Used to describe a person whom one would rather not have around, but in some cases is good to have around anyway. See example below.
2.(noun) An insult. Used to describe a person whom one would rather not have around, but in some cases is good to have around anyway. See example below.
1. I practiced safe sex and used a condom.
2. A: John is coming over too
B: Oh, man. John is such a condom.
A: Huh?
B: Well, we don't really want him around, he puts a damper on the fun...but he's practical.
A: Huh?
B: He's a tool/douche, but he's also giving us a ride.
A: Oh, sweet word!
2. A: John is coming over too
B: Oh, man. John is such a condom.
A: Huh?
B: Well, we don't really want him around, he puts a damper on the fun...but he's practical.
A: Huh?
B: He's a tool/douche, but he's also giving us a ride.
A: Oh, sweet word!
by 12345666 September 19, 2004
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Get the Sock Condom mug.Person 1: there goes Bryan and Mandy they are always together
Person 2: yeah they’re like conjoined twins or something
person 1: They should change their name to Mryan
Person 2: yeah they’re like conjoined twins or something
person 1: They should change their name to Mryan
by deck man January 13, 2006
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