The shit that IB forces you to do to get your fucking lazy ass off the couch twice a semester to help some poor motherfucker out by walking his fucking dog or cleaning his laundry out to increase your grades.
Here are your Community and Service Logbooks *puts a fake smile on*.
(meanwhile in the brain of every person in the class) Not this shit again! I already did four last year!
(meanwhile in the brain of every person in the class) Not this shit again! I already did four last year!
by IBsurvivor December 31, 2013
Get the community and servicemug. "I want to seize the means of production but I'm Dummy Thicc so the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting the bourgeoisie.(cursed communism)"
by ku-eche March 25, 2020
Get the cursed communismmug. When a group of females who live together or near each other, or at least see each other on a regular basis, start getting their periods at the same time each month. (It's got legit scientific basis. Don't question it) This is usually coupled with nonstop public discussion of cramps, bloating, and how fucking stupid all of the men you know really are.
Guy 1: What the hell is up with those chicks lately? They've been huge bitches.
Guy 2: Oh, dude, they're all on the rag. It's that communal menstruation bullshit. I'd stay away if I were you
Guy 2: Oh, dude, they're all on the rag. It's that communal menstruation bullshit. I'd stay away if I were you
by Lil' Papa November 10, 2010
Get the communal menstruationmug. A terrible site that was once actually visitable, now controlled by fascists who need lives desperately. There are 30 year olds there who like Ash Ketchum. Please don't go there. Often abbreviated as PC.
by The Rampage August 30, 2006
Get the pokemon communitymug. When a group of bisexuals get together and snog each other. They use tongues, lips, and just about everything else
It's usually at a public area ex. park, bar…
The snogging usually happen a very large amount of alcohol or weed has been used.
Communal Snogging can also be followed by high sex.
It's usually at a public area ex. park, bar…
The snogging usually happen a very large amount of alcohol or weed has been used.
Communal Snogging can also be followed by high sex.
We're going to the park; bring some pot and whoever you want.
We're going to play a mean game of communal Tonsil Hockey.
Hey, I heard that Tracy is a bisexual and she throws Communal Snogging Parties at her house.
We're going to play a mean game of communal Tonsil Hockey.
Hey, I heard that Tracy is a bisexual and she throws Communal Snogging Parties at her house.
by CheezyPumpkinPie April 30, 2009
Get the Communal Snoggingmug. A form of government that has never been implemented in all of human history.
All governments that have claimed to be communist, were led by communists and have functioned in a manner consistent with communist idealology were not real communist governments.
This is because they invariably fail (typically in a truly dramatic fashion) and in a true communist society, no one is allowed to fail (except the grain harvest).
This results in a form of communist duality, whereby a state is only communist when it is successful and is retroactively stripped of the label when it ultimately fails. These failures are usually explained away as being the result of intervention from foreign capitalists, the CIA or any other bogeyman that deflects from the absolute failure of the communist state. These deflections are usually an example of Stalin's law.
All governments that have claimed to be communist, were led by communists and have functioned in a manner consistent with communist idealology were not real communist governments.
This is because they invariably fail (typically in a truly dramatic fashion) and in a true communist society, no one is allowed to fail (except the grain harvest).
This results in a form of communist duality, whereby a state is only communist when it is successful and is retroactively stripped of the label when it ultimately fails. These failures are usually explained away as being the result of intervention from foreign capitalists, the CIA or any other bogeyman that deflects from the absolute failure of the communist state. These deflections are usually an example of Stalin's law.
Guy 1: "Hey, did you hear Venuzuela collapsed? Typical communist government"
Guy 2: "Venuzuela wasn't real communism."
Guy 1: "Remind me, what is real communism?"
Guy 2: *error 404*
Guy 2: "Venuzuela wasn't real communism."
Guy 1: "Remind me, what is real communism?"
Guy 2: *error 404*
by Souper Rare January 7, 2022
Get the Real Communismmug. Back in the day, we used to refer to the product of being smoking pot as being stoned. Then one day our friend John decided that we were not smoking. We were "communing with nature." We adapted this into our lexicon. Now, when we refer to smoking, we speak of "communing" (instead of smoking) or being "communed" (instead of being "stoned"). I much prefer my version of the smoking to the average words.
by Communing with Haven July 20, 2008
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