Colin

A guy who gets destroyed by David every time they play UNO, and then gets extremely salty.

Paul: You only won because og luck >:(
David: Wow, you're such a Colin

by SipanIsACuntface December 2, 2018

Colin Jost

The bland, mediocre, talentless, unfunny, and totally forgettable "Generic-Ass White Boy" who hosts that shitty news segment that nobody watches on "saturday night live". Looks like a reject from "The Book of Mormon" cast. While Jost is NOWHERE NEAR as talentless, mediocre, and unfunny as his mind-numbingly irritating predecessor, "jimmy fallon"; he is still extremely annoying in the sense that he is yet another prime example of a TRULY "C-Tier Entertainer" (at best) being undeservedly propped up in showbusiness by Lorne Michaels' & his INFAMOUS taste in bland, milktoast comedians. Basically, it's the same bullshit that ADAM SANDLER pulls for some of his more "talentless showbiz pals" — kevin james, david spade, rob schneider, etc.

HEALTH & SAFETY WARNING: Watching Colin Jost's "Bland, Uninspired, Limp-Dicked Comedy" has been known to cause PERMANENT impotence in male viewers.

by Squat Cobbler 187 October 29, 2023

Colin

Colin is the protector of the Sphincter Realm. Some say that he is really good at chatting to birds but not the ones you’d think of. Cuckaw (bird noise).

Oh I met up with Colin at an SLF gig last week, what a great guy!

by optimuspunk October 12, 2025

Colin

The sexiest man in the world he is an amazing person looks just so bloody sexy u can’t deny, if u know someone called Colin u now know he has the biggest willy in the whole intire world

Hottest girl in school:I need to go out with Colin he’s so sexy
Other hot girl:ya he’s so frickin hot🥵

by I’m just too sexy🤷‍♂️ December 11, 2020

Colin

Colin ils disabled but we love him. Even if he's embarrassing and not vert funny, he does his best so we pretend to laugh at his jokes... He has the name of a fish.
Good Luck if you know a colin..

Use colin to talk about someone dumb

by Vicoooo December 1, 2021

Colin

A person or thing that acts like Edp 445, drake, or Diddy. Also this person or thing has a lot of Money.

Omg your like Colin right now.

by anonymous January 11, 2025

colin

cheap and ugly dudes with big noses

Have you seen a colin, he's very cheap.

by wildboy157 May 15, 2019