Dog Coffee

Coffee that has gone cold or been sitting in the pot on the warmer for more than 6 hours. This is dog coffee, coffee that is only fit for a dog... although, if you are like me, you will possibly reheat/drink it anyway, because you are an addict.

i.e yesterdays brew still sitting in the pot, or a pot of coffee you enjoyed in the morning - then you get home at night and drink some more of it. Also, microwaving cold coffee turns it into dog coffee, regardless of how old it is (even if it was only made 10 minutes ago).

by The Bathtub Sophist August 28, 2007

Australian coffee

When a girl punches you in the nose and then throws salt in your eyes and yells "OY" in your face while at the same time slapping you on the back so-as to cause all of the wind to be knocked out of you.

I was pretty hung over but the hostel manager woke me up with an "Australian coffee" and, strangely, I feel better now.

by notsmartdum May 14, 2010

Coffee Filter

A female version of tea-bagging. Can be done to both genders.

Cameron Coffee Filtered Taylor and they laughed. Thats funny.

by Sababa August 1, 2009

naval coffee

origin jerrish. Coffee that has been poured into a individuals favorite coffee mug with a layer of semen put into the bottom of the favorite mug before pouring said coffee into the favorite mug.

Unsuspecting boss pissed me off I fixed him up with a naval coffee.

by JerDO August 21, 2006

Coffee Table

A device not only good for holding your coffee and donuts, but is also great for having sex on

Clear breakfast off the coffee table, it's time for an orgy!

by Epic Failure June 26, 2008

iced coffee

frame of mind in which the subject is hot and gettin cooler

that dude's got it all. he's iced coffee.

by omar hesse June 24, 2008

coffee mug

A tiny, useless piece of equipment used for storing coffee that only an idiot would bother to use.

I'm too stupid to realize that a full sized glass holds more coffee and gives me more energy, so I drink out of a coffee mug.

by JPeg92 August 14, 2009