Black coconuts

When a bitch is giving you head, and right when you're about to cum, she bites your balls as hard as she can.

Right when I was about to finish, that crank ass hoe bit down, and gave me black coconuts!

by Neilanie August 23, 2016

Sizzling coconuts

When a girl puts Bengay on your testicles as motivation for hard pounding

She said my performance was lackluster , so she gave me a sizzling coconuts.

by Zach DeJarnatt July 6, 2016

The Coconuts

Established in 2010, a group consisting mostly of New Jersey and New Yorkers, who prides themselves on NYC underground raves, clubs and festivals. They are crafty, fun-loving and always down for the after party. Their "never say no" policy allows new members to join a crew that truly treats you like family, and parties like a fraternity.

We were down at Output last night and ran into the coconuts.....it's 9am.....they are still going.

by Vigilante1012 June 15, 2016

falling coconut

When you poop out of a palm tree on someone's face.

Shit. I just got hit by a falling coconut on tue beach.

by Mintberrycrunch756 November 20, 2017

bumped coconuts

When you booty bump another booty on accident....

I was backing off the dance floor when I accidentally bumped coconuts with a complete uggo who then thought I was trying to dance with him fml

by chick45674456 March 29, 2019

Thai Coconut

A Thai Coconut is a sex act between two males in which one male fists the other with both hands with the objective of covering both hands in feces. Once both hands are covered, they are cupped around the penis of the fisted male and stroked until orgasm. The semen is representative of the milk.

I walked in on someone getting a Thai Coconut in the pub toilets! Talk about disgusting!

by ZachChapman September 15, 2019

The Coconut Song

A song about all the private parts of a human’s anatomy, so it goes;
Coconut, coconut (breasts)
Big banana (penis)
2 marshmallows (testicles),
One sultana (anus/buttocks)
And a big lasagne (vagina)

The song playing at the store was The Coconut Song.

by TheRealMinecrafter December 19, 2019