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cockjockey

In Atlantic City,one hits the casinos, has a few drinks and

then finds a hot cockjockey to round out the night.
by A.Nuss March 27, 2012
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cock block

A person who stops you from getting pussy, a piece of ass or punaner.
Hey thanks for attending my wedding."my friend said.
"Thanks, this was all about thanks? Fuck! Your welcome cockblock! I shouted.
by Snipes ur Ass March 14, 2004
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Cock Block

Someone who doesn't allow someone else to perform sexual intercourse by acts of word or action.

Also, when you get cut off from sexual intercourse by a friend. (Cock Blocked)

Noun and a Verb....
Noun - "Bill is such a fucking cock block. He was just jealous that I was mackin' dem hoes."

Verb - "Holy shit, that ugly ass monkey just cock blocked me and stole my lady."
by HyperWake777 March 30, 2009
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clockblock

To avoid fixing the phone time display on an avaya phone because, seriously, don't you already have a watch.
Clockblocking is when the users say, hey fix the clock on my phone because I only have like 100 other clocks to look at and the admin, god of the world, as we all know, was like, sure, we use a priotity from 1 to 10 with 10 being the best and you are a negative 5 with a 0 being the score for random office chat or coffee breaking.
by YourPepPep January 21, 2011
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Cock block awareness day

Cock block awareness day falls on the September 12th of every year.
John: "Hey, did you hear about tomorrow? It's Cock block awareness day."
by Kegmeister October 4, 2012
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cockblocker

cock·block·er kok blókr (plural cock·block·ers) noun - Pre-12th century. Origin uncertain, probably from medieval Latin coccus·blake cockblocker; a cockblocker; to block/blocked his/her/it's cock in say; person tries to stick his/her/it's cock into something to prove authority, where as he gets cut off by someone; conclusion; being cockblocked and becomming property of the person he/she/it is being cockblock by.
by poQ May 22, 2003
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