kayla and chris

the most amazing and indestructible couple youll ever meet

Girl: babe we fight too much. i wanna be like awesome like those two!

Boy: uh...who?

Girl: kayla and chris obviously

by livinginlalaland August 4, 2012

Chris

Is slang for a person with a Plate shaped head.

It may be also a name given for a person with a low platelet count.

Chris is also generally a very thin person.

"That guy has a plate head, he must be a Chris"
"This person has such a low platelet count"
"He is soooo thin, he must be a Chris"

by FSF June 7, 2013

Chrysler Town & Cunt-REE

A vehicle used for massive amounts of prostitution transactions within a 24 hour period, The van usually is custom inside and out from 24 inch spinners to a temprapedic bed.

Pimp 1: Did you see that ho-mobile?
Pimp 2: Bro thats not a ho-mobile you can tell by the rims its a Chrysler Town & Cunt-REE

by ADD Smurf November 16, 2011

Mid-life Chrysler

Any car purchased by a man suffering through a midlife crisis and uses a new car to hide his age, baldness, lack of being up-to-date, or all/some of the above.

"Heard Jim's dad got a new Mustang," "I heard the rogaine didn't cut it, so for his 40th he bought himself a Mid-life Chrysler."

by Trogdaft June 3, 2009

Chris Shiflett

Currently, guitarist for Foo Fighters, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, and Jackson United.

-Chris joined Foo Fighters right after There is Nothing Left To Lose was released. You will be able to see him in the "Breakout" video.
-Chris
-In some bands, such as Jackson United, he is known as Jake Jackson.

Chris Shiflett.

That is all.

by RedHotFoo September 20, 2008

Chr1s Brwnd

The act of being killed by melee in a video game. A reference to the smack down inflicted by Chris Brown

Aww man you just Chr1s Brwnd me!!!

by LittleBites187 March 12, 2009

Chris Chu

A hipster. Also, the shmexy vocalist of The Morning Benders

Chris Chu is a hipster.

by Ahemmmmmmmmmmm December 30, 2011