Grandson: "i went to church last sunday grandpa "
Grandpa: " i didnt see you there are you pulling my chain!
Grandpa: " i didnt see you there are you pulling my chain!
by Pulling my chain June 23, 2017
Get the pulling my chain mug.the term used for when a guy is making the moves on a girl when he's trying to score. comes from the football term when a team is moving the ball down the field in an attempt to score, when they get a first down, the move the first down chains.
I haven't nailed Monica yet, but I'm moving the chains. Soon I'll be in the redzone and go for the score.
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Putting the “pussy on the chain wax” was initially popularized by Key and Peele, and yada, yada… Look. There are some rumors that the phrased preexisted the famous comedic sketch of the two comics, but if we were to seriously argue if that’s true and where it came from, we would be putting the pussy on the chain wax.
The definition of the phrase actually comes later on through the bit itself, when Keegan Michael Key describes how he lost his job and his girlfriend left him that day, and all he wants is to have some fun, which he pursues through repeating the phrase “put the pussy on the chain wax” again and again, trying, as correctly Jordan Peele concludes just prior to, make a “thing” happen, which is of course to popularize a phrase by putting it out there and let it “conjure” a meaning by the means of crowd sourcing alone.
Thus, after that fine piece of comedic work that caustically criticizes how some of the most popular, non sensical phrases of our time are made, and how, if you try to test them through logic the only thing you going to achieve is to kill the good mood of a whole group of people who are having fun and connect through humor, based on the experience of collaboration, the only fitting definition for the phrase seems to be exactly that. Simply put, “Put the pussy on the chain wax” means doing something counterproductive that will lead others into loss of sympathy/respect/trust/bonding/reliance on your person.
The definition of the phrase actually comes later on through the bit itself, when Keegan Michael Key describes how he lost his job and his girlfriend left him that day, and all he wants is to have some fun, which he pursues through repeating the phrase “put the pussy on the chain wax” again and again, trying, as correctly Jordan Peele concludes just prior to, make a “thing” happen, which is of course to popularize a phrase by putting it out there and let it “conjure” a meaning by the means of crowd sourcing alone.
Thus, after that fine piece of comedic work that caustically criticizes how some of the most popular, non sensical phrases of our time are made, and how, if you try to test them through logic the only thing you going to achieve is to kill the good mood of a whole group of people who are having fun and connect through humor, based on the experience of collaboration, the only fitting definition for the phrase seems to be exactly that. Simply put, “Put the pussy on the chain wax” means doing something counterproductive that will lead others into loss of sympathy/respect/trust/bonding/reliance on your person.
-How did Keegan Michael Key lost his job and his girlfriend at the same day in that one Key and Peele sketch?
-Men, he kept putting the pussy on the chain wax all day long…
-Really? Oh, man… Wait… What does that mean?
-Men, he kept putting the pussy on the chain wax all day long…
-Really? Oh, man… Wait… What does that mean?
by Endernity March 8, 2017
Get the pussy on the chain wax mug.The act of a woman menstruating on her partner. The woman will typically cop a squat over her partners chest during a heavy period of her menstruation cycle. The woman proceeds to drip bloody mess all over her partner. The act is comparable to a pearl necklace, except the woman is enabled to achieve a money shot.
As with all sexual deviancies, there are different variations to the ruby chain.
Some men allow the droplets of vaginal filth to dry and harden on their chests. After the blood has solidified, a man will occasionally eat the remnants of the ruby chain. This act has been nicknamed “Vamping,” “Feedin’ on a Fetus“, or “The Candy Necklace”.
For men with foot fetishes a woman will not unload on her partners chest, she will instead stain his feet. This process is called “The Ruby Slippers“ .
WARNING: This act should not be engaged in by those who are squeamish at the sight of blood, vegetarians, or by people who possess any shred of morals whatsoever. As a guideline, this act should be experienced between partners who know each others limitations, and are aware if their female partner’s gooch smells like shit or not. For it is well known that once skin has come into contact with the smell of rotten period sauce, it is near fukin’ impossible to remove.
As with all sexual deviancies, there are different variations to the ruby chain.
Some men allow the droplets of vaginal filth to dry and harden on their chests. After the blood has solidified, a man will occasionally eat the remnants of the ruby chain. This act has been nicknamed “Vamping,” “Feedin’ on a Fetus“, or “The Candy Necklace”.
For men with foot fetishes a woman will not unload on her partners chest, she will instead stain his feet. This process is called “The Ruby Slippers“ .
WARNING: This act should not be engaged in by those who are squeamish at the sight of blood, vegetarians, or by people who possess any shred of morals whatsoever. As a guideline, this act should be experienced between partners who know each others limitations, and are aware if their female partner’s gooch smells like shit or not. For it is well known that once skin has come into contact with the smell of rotten period sauce, it is near fukin’ impossible to remove.
"Damn that bitch made me wear the ruby chain!!!"
"Oh boy, it feels so good when the ruby chain goes drip drip drip!!!"
"Oh boy, it feels so good when the ruby chain goes drip drip drip!!!"
by nasties April 3, 2008
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Get the Chainlink mug.The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is NOT a true story. It is BASED on the events of Ed Gein, a serial killer who lived in Plainfield, Wisconsin in the 1950's. He killed only 2 women but dug up many more in the graveyard and attempted to make a full-body woman suit. He also collected ears, fingers, toes, heads, skulls and noses. He was arrested and brought to court and found guilty but lived the rest of his life in a mental instution. He died of cancer in 1984.
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