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chainsaw cat

the ultimate cold blooded killer, destined to kill anything and everything in its path, it will come into your house, eat your tuna, and kill you, and you wont here it, because his chainsaw is silent, no one knows why chainsaw cat does it, all we know is that he is pure evil, he comes from district nine. it is said that he originaly belonged to killer michael myers, if you want to survive, leave 2 cans of tuna outside on your doorstep or porch, you have been warned
warning! chainsaw cat is in the area, everyone get to the nearest store.
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Chainsaw

Verb: When a huge penis is used during sex in a high speed, rough, back and forth motion, that resembles a chainsaw.
Jordan: Did you hook up with her last night?

Eddy: Not only did we hook up, I chainsawed her til she couldn't feel her legs.
by LVWP April 20, 2010
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pulling my chain

Somthing or someone who is bullshitting you into doing or thinking somothing. Lying to you
Grandson: "i went to church last sunday grandpa "
Grandpa: " i didnt see you there are you pulling my chain!
by Pulling my chain June 23, 2017
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moving the chains

the term used for when a guy is making the moves on a girl when he's trying to score. comes from the football term when a team is moving the ball down the field in an attempt to score, when they get a first down, the move the first down chains.
I haven't nailed Monica yet, but I'm moving the chains. Soon I'll be in the redzone and go for the score.
by Poopy Pantalones January 21, 2007
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pussy on the chain wax

Putting the “pussy on the chain wax” was initially popularized by Key and Peele, and yada, yada… Look. There are some rumors that the phrased preexisted the famous comedic sketch of the two comics, but if we were to seriously argue if that’s true and where it came from, we would be putting the pussy on the chain wax.

The definition of the phrase actually comes later on through the bit itself, when Keegan Michael Key describes how he lost his job and his girlfriend left him that day, and all he wants is to have some fun, which he pursues through repeating the phrase “put the pussy on the chain wax” again and again, trying, as correctly Jordan Peele concludes just prior to, make a “thing” happen, which is of course to popularize a phrase by putting it out there and let it “conjure” a meaning by the means of crowd sourcing alone.

Thus, after that fine piece of comedic work that caustically criticizes how some of the most popular, non sensical phrases of our time are made, and how, if you try to test them through logic the only thing you going to achieve is to kill the good mood of a whole group of people who are having fun and connect through humor, based on the experience of collaboration, the only fitting definition for the phrase seems to be exactly that. Simply put, “Put the pussy on the chain wax” means doing something counterproductive that will lead others into loss of sympathy/respect/trust/bonding/reliance on your person.
-How did Keegan Michael Key lost his job and his girlfriend at the same day in that one Key and Peele sketch?
-Men, he kept putting the pussy on the chain wax all day long

-Really? Oh, man… Wait… What does that mean?
by Endernity March 8, 2017
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Ruby Chain

The act of a woman menstruating on her partner. The woman will typically cop a squat over her partners chest during a heavy period of her menstruation cycle. The woman proceeds to drip bloody mess all over her partner. The act is comparable to a pearl necklace, except the woman is enabled to achieve a money shot.

As with all sexual deviancies, there are different variations to the ruby chain.

Some men allow the droplets of vaginal filth to dry and harden on their chests. After the blood has solidified, a man will occasionally eat the remnants of the ruby chain. This act has been nicknamed “Vamping,” “Feedin’ on a Fetus“, or “The Candy Necklace”.

For men with foot fetishes a woman will not unload on her partners chest, she will instead stain his feet. This process is called “The Ruby Slippers“ .

WARNING: This act should not be engaged in by those who are squeamish at the sight of blood, vegetarians, or by people who possess any shred of morals whatsoever. As a guideline, this act should be experienced between partners who know each others limitations, and are aware if their female partner’s gooch smells like shit or not. For it is well known that once skin has come into contact with the smell of rotten period sauce, it is near fukin’ impossible to remove.
"Damn that bitch made me wear the ruby chain!!!"
"Oh boy, it feels so good when the ruby chain goes drip drip drip!!!"
by nasties April 3, 2008
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