dancing with the captain

Male masturbation technique. Kneeling on floor, whilst masturbating, reach around the buttocks, and with the free hand insert the middle finger up past the anus. The position of the two arms mimicks a dancing clasp. The Captain is yer cock!

"Everybody was dancing with the Captain" - famous disco tune from Paul what's-his-face nack in the late 70s!!!

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

Captain Morgan

Captain Blackout.

What the fuck happened?
You tried to punch me in the face and threw up on my front porch :/
Fuckkk! They should rename captain morgan captain blackout o:

by relive2usfate July 9, 2011

captain hook

The evil one handed pirate in Peter Pan. He lost his hand to a crocodile while he was holding a clock. The crocodile still stalks him to this very day.

Capatian Hook sir! It's that crocodile again!
Get him away from me!

by chozoelder July 7, 2004

captain rascal

Nickname for Dizzee Rascal, which he uses reguarly in his songz.

Fix Up Look Sharp: You better send your best boys, cos this is Captain Rascal

by BabyDizz May 1, 2005

Captain Chunder

A term used to refer to an indavidual famed for vomiting profusely when under the influence of alcohol

Oh for fucks sake captain chunders gone and blown a chunky rainbow over my mother. Again

by scruffbag88 January 20, 2009

Captain Planet

The Definition of the word Irony.
Don't Believe me look the show up on wiki and carefully look at the sponsors.

In a nutshell God gets mad at the world for taking a shit god sends teeneagers to do the work. Ironic that they do nothing so they get these stupid purity rings and summon the silver surfer with red speedos with his annoying ass catchphrase " The power is yours". Basicly it was a waste of a morning block on saturday morning programming. Ask Cartoon Network.

Captain Planet: Give a hoot don't pollute!
(Years later in the future)
Tony: well we can always blame Ted Turner.

by Giddy Lee July 19, 2011

Captain Picard

Another way to describe a womans genital area that has been shaved

"So you finally got a piece of Ashley, huh? She take care of things down there or what?"

"Yeah she does...100% Captain Picard"

by Cgjawz June 17, 2021