Male masturbation technique. Kneeling on floor, whilst masturbating, reach around the buttocks, and with the free hand insert the middle finger up past the anus. The position of the two arms mimicks a dancing clasp. The Captain is yer cock!
"Everybody was dancing with the Captain" - famous disco tune from Paul what's-his-face nack in the late 70s!!!
by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005
Get the dancing with the captainmug. What the fuck happened?
You tried to punch me in the face and threw up on my front porch :/
Fuckkk! They should rename captain morgan captain blackout o:
You tried to punch me in the face and threw up on my front porch :/
Fuckkk! They should rename captain morgan captain blackout o:
by relive2usfate July 9, 2011
Get the Captain Morganmug. The evil one handed pirate in Peter Pan. He lost his hand to a crocodile while he was holding a clock. The crocodile still stalks him to this very day.
by chozoelder July 7, 2004
Get the captain hookmug. "look at all those j cats in front of that house. The one with no shirt on is the J Captain!"
"your so dumb wtf! J Captain over here!"
j cat j captain mental insane 51/50
"your so dumb wtf! J Captain over here!"
j cat j captain mental insane 51/50
by Crisk0ch August 30, 2012
Get the J Captainmug. by BabyDizz May 1, 2005
Get the captain rascalmug. The Definition of the word Irony.
Don't Believe me look the show up on wiki and carefully look at the sponsors.
In a nutshell God gets mad at the world for taking a shit god sends teeneagers to do the work. Ironic that they do nothing so they get these stupid purity rings and summon the silver surfer with red speedos with his annoying ass catchphrase " The power is yours". Basicly it was a waste of a morning block on saturday morning programming. Ask Cartoon Network.
Don't Believe me look the show up on wiki and carefully look at the sponsors.
In a nutshell God gets mad at the world for taking a shit god sends teeneagers to do the work. Ironic that they do nothing so they get these stupid purity rings and summon the silver surfer with red speedos with his annoying ass catchphrase " The power is yours". Basicly it was a waste of a morning block on saturday morning programming. Ask Cartoon Network.
Captain Planet: Give a hoot don't pollute!
(Years later in the future)
Tony: well we can always blame Ted Turner.
(Years later in the future)
Tony: well we can always blame Ted Turner.
by Giddy Lee July 19, 2011
Get the Captain Planetmug. "So you finally got a piece of Ashley, huh? She take care of things down there or what?"
"Yeah she does...100% Captain Picard"
"Yeah she does...100% Captain Picard"
by Cgjawz June 17, 2021
Get the Captain Picardmug.