dancing with the captain

Male masturbation technique. Kneeling on floor, whilst masturbating, reach around the buttocks, and with the free hand insert the middle finger up past the anus. The position of the two arms mimicks a dancing clasp. The Captain is yer cock!

"Everybody was dancing with the Captain" - famous disco tune from Paul what's-his-face nack in the late 70s!!!

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

Captain Morgan

Captain Blackout.

What the fuck happened?
You tried to punch me in the face and threw up on my front porch :/
Fuckkk! They should rename captain morgan captain blackout o:

by relive2usfate July 9, 2011

captain hook

The evil one handed pirate in Peter Pan. He lost his hand to a crocodile while he was holding a clock. The crocodile still stalks him to this very day.

Capatian Hook sir! It's that crocodile again!
Get him away from me!

by chozoelder July 7, 2004

J Captain

The captain of j cats (jail/prison term for a mentally unstable person).

"look at all those j cats in front of that house. The one with no shirt on is the J Captain!"

"your so dumb wtf! J Captain over here!"

j cat j captain mental insane 51/50

by Crisk0ch August 30, 2012

Captain Morganist

Based on the 2009 Captain Morgan ad campaigns, opporunists who go to parties and create scenarios where they can easily obtain sexual appreciation from multiple member's of the opposite sex

Bro #1: I'll put posters of me and my crew outside the club that make us look famous when we are really just four regular guys

Bro #2: Damn you are such a Captain Morganist

Bro #1: I'll find girls at a costume party and have me and my friends dress up in costumes that match them

Bro #2: Wow you are certainly an avid pracitioner of the Captain Morganist philosophy

Bro #1: I'll buy a bunch of captain morgan and then be the guy who bought all the drinks

Bro #2: sweet, free drinks

by flossandtosscrisscrosstheboss July 9, 2009

captain rascal

Nickname for Dizzee Rascal, which he uses reguarly in his songz.

Fix Up Look Sharp: You better send your best boys, cos this is Captain Rascal

by BabyDizz May 1, 2005

Captain Chunder

A term used to refer to an indavidual famed for vomiting profusely when under the influence of alcohol

Oh for fucks sake captain chunders gone and blown a chunky rainbow over my mother. Again

by scruffbag88 January 20, 2009