Carpet shopping

Seattle, WA

Trying to pick up some fresh new pussy

"Yo, we need to hit the town and do some carpet shopping tonight, I just got dumped by that cockpocket"

by Osama Been Laughin March 30, 2009

carpet beetle

what happens when ladies get crabs

this girl wanted to get off but i didnt have a condom on me and i didnt want to go raw dog bc i was sure she had some carpet beetles.

by the lousyacrobat March 23, 2010

Carpetcunt

A vagina that is sooo hairy it makes the person ontop feel as if they are in a carpet store or on a new rug!

Whenever i have sex with my girlfriend, i can feel her carpetcunt touch my penis and it makes a nice scratchy feeling

by ivynina3476 March 31, 2010

carpet eating cramps

I cramp you get while on the toilet when you bend down so far or have the need to bit a chunk out of the carpet

I was on the toilet and had a cramp so bad I bend down and took a bit out of the carpet, carpet eating cramps..

by Ddplum November 26, 2013

Carpet bagger

New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy who is not from New Jersey, but moved into New Jersey so he could become Governor.

Phil Murphy is the living embodiment of carpet bagger.

by Hellsangel June 3, 2021

hit that carpet

When a lady of the night (Ho, Prostitute, Call girl) goes to high class or upscale places to turn tricks. Such as Hotel Casinos, Resorts ect...

I told that bitch "you better hit that carpet" & I'll be out later to check my trap.

by TZARvor January 6, 2008

carpet squatter

a carpet urinater

a urinater on inappropriate surfaces

one who squats and proceeds to urinate on the carpet

poomouf is a carpet squatter

koybinatoy likes carpet squatters

by poomonks September 1, 2003