chips

deep fried finger length potatoes eaten in the UK not to be confused with American potatoe chips these are known a crisps in the UK. Stupid yankees!

by jj April 23, 2003

Clipe

Irish slang for a fool or an idiot

That aul lad?! ah sher he's nothin' but a fuckin' clipe!

by DrDingus December 5, 2017

Golf Claps

Enthusiastic, but subdued applause for a job well done.

Mom: "I finally learned how to add friends on Facebook!"
Me: "Golf Claps for Mommy!"

by lastdayofmagic March 2, 2010

Paper Clip

metal used for clippin shit

Hey, Cathy, hand me a paper clip. This shit needs clipping.

by Lexington March 8, 2005

Clipper Ripper

n.

A specialised type of lighter thief, who dabbles only in the twocing of Clipper brand lighters.

Fred: "Anyone have a light?"
Bob: "Here y'go guv"
Fred "Clipper, eh?"
Bob: "Yeah."
Bob: "Fred...?"

by bmr November 16, 2004

Clipboard

A derogatory name for someone in shopping locations that approach members of the public because they want them to sign up to something (which usually entails a monthly payment) or participate in a survey.

You can't ever walk through town without some clipboard trying to stop you

by Billy Casper November 6, 2014

Clapsexual

The clapsexuals are a very special type of sexual deviants, specializing in having sex with anthropomorphic ponies (generally My Little Pony characters). Since MLP ponies do not exist in the real world, clapsexuals are fucking plush toys merchandise. Do not be confused, this group is NOT composed of children, but grown males! Yes, those are grown men, obsessed with fucking juvenile characters from a children's TV show!

- Do you think I can hook up with Jimmy over there?
- Havent you heard? He is clapsexual! Hes got like 10 Rainbow Dash dolls and he fucks them every day!
- This is sick!

by Enclave Razorback August 8, 2016