Albanian Lawn Chair

The act of throwing a female’s legs over your shoulders, folding her like a lawn chair, so you can suck on her titties while you pound away at her pussy.
She’s got some big tits.”

“She sure does. I’d love to Albanian Lawn Chair her.”
by ThePervertedSurgeon August 09, 2021
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Your chair is sexy

you: i have ten cars
her: your chair is sexy ;)
you: alright, cya in my room
by yeetyeetdanielstink November 08, 2019
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High-Chair Goblin

A tiny goblin that parents bring to restaurants and seat at a high-chair at the end of the table to throw shit at people eating.
The waitress was serving our meals when the High-Chair Goblin threw crackers at her and threw up all over my food!
by CuntSmash May 07, 2019
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Broken Chair Syndrome

The act of breaking a seat in order to create an excuse to sit next to an amazingly hot girl.
Kid breaks movie theater seat*
"Yo what are you doing?"
"I need an excuse to sit next to Kim Kardashian."
"Damn, that kids got broken chair syndrome."
by Supermann69 September 24, 2011
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counting the ballroom chairs

A phrase used when one needs to defecate (potty), but does not want to reveal it to the public. Generally used when with a group of people who know the actual meaning.
<person 1> I'm going to go count the ballroom chairs.
<person 2> (ignorant of the fact) Oh okay.
<person 3> (whispers to person 2) He's actually going to go poo!
<person 2> (surprised)Oh!
by Kenny November 29, 2002
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Mexican Chair Swinger

The act of sitting on a chair covered in male ejaculatory excretions while chair is being hoisted up and down rythmicly (like the jewish barmitzvah tradition. It started by accident in mexico by the great philosopher Julioandro Sanchez (also accredited for the creation of the dirty sanchez).
Guy 1: Hey I just blew a huge load on that chair

Guy 2: My gfs coming over lets convince her to do the Mexican Chair Swinger

Guy 1: Ya thats a great idea. Theres enough ejaculate here to keep her stuck down.
by eeeeeeee-10 April 27, 2009
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canadian folding chair

The act of running naked backwards through a cucumber patch whilst doing deep knee bends
Hey PJ. Go have a Canadian folding chair, you're such a douche canoe when you haven't been sodomized.
by Darth_bacon August 22, 2018
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