Meat Camp

My boss Meg.

Meg is such a meat camp, she has 12 abortions by noon.

by Flexo Rodriguez October 1, 2017

camp lindenmere

one of the best sleepaway camps ever. at this camp, you become best friends for life with your bunk and counselors. you meet ppl you could never live without and do insane activities. you literally can learn anything you need to know here.

camp lindenmere is the most insane camp because of the sick activities and great people.

by etoe234 September 25, 2017

Camp Bug

An illness you pick up from School Camp with young children.

Greg: "Sorry I won't be at work today, I have 'Camp Bug'."
Heath: "Does that mean you've caught gay whilst pitching a tent or you have an upset stomach from School Camp?"
Greg: "Hmmm... Both?"

by vzuterus March 31, 2009

Camp matoaka

The best fucking place on earth. Even though the girls there might act jappy they don’t show it. They’re kind hearted people who share the love for this special place. There is fun for everyone there wether you like water activities, crafts, sports, or anything else you will find it at camp matoaka. Not to mention they have the best Whoopie pies and chocolate chip pancakes in the whole entire world. And can I add they’re bunks are PINK. All in all matoaka is the best place ever

Caribou and manitou boys: so excited for the social with camp matoaka, the girls are hotties
Matoaka girls: looking gorgeous like always

Vega girls: we should be more like the matoaka girls they’re so much better

by Heyyyyperson March 31, 2019

Bush Camping

something only real niggas and gods do. no one can outsmart these people they are god

Guy 1: Bush camping is for gods
Guy 2: Indeed

by KevOnTheBus May 1, 2019

constipation camp

Where Shitler sent the Poos

"I learned about Shitler's Constipation Camp at school. They gassed the Poos with laxatives."

by WoodchuckBeaverMustelid September 13, 2020

Camp Matoaka

Camp Matoaka is an all girls sleep-away camp in Smithfield Maine. It is home to a beautiful campus of pink cabins and green fields. The camp has been running for many decades and is incredibly girly. It is a great place to go for a fun relaxing camp experience, but you won’t get any of the nitty gritty hiking or hands on experience that you would get from other camps. Matoaka girls are very spirited, but are usually not the most sporty or tomboyish.

I’m sending my daughter to Camp Matoaka because she is very girly and refuses to go to a camp that hikes.

by KillingiswrongJD June 13, 2019