Tension has been building since your entrance of the doctor's office. You flinch as you ever so gently sit down on the parchment paper lined examination bed. You start having flash backs; a urologist and his handful of students fondling your sugarlumps in turn. Erection during an STD swab. Terrible fellatio. You could hear him/hopefully her walk ever closer to your soon-to-be victimized anal cavity. You surpass the inevitable paperwork foreplay--and amidst the unspoken and insurmountable hostility, your doctor completely submerges his/hopefully her finger into your butthole. That is your queue. You squeeze tighter than you ever have before. Tighter than the time you watched Edward Norton get sodomized in American History X. You don't cease the sphincter constrictor until the medical examiner has agreed to write you off as never needing another colonoscopy.
If your doctor fails to comply with the set terms, it may be appropriate to pull out the big guns. You tell the medic that there is a tape recorder set in the cabinet on the other side of the room; however, you both must trek over to the cabinet, as one, in fear of him/her losing a finger. Inside the doctor will find a recorder with a short synopsis of their medical career, and how much he has done with that index finger. Just when it starts to sound optimistic, it digresses to how he could potentially lose it. All of which is presented with the mood set by another tape recorder looping the Saw theme.
If your doctor fails to comply with the set terms, it may be appropriate to pull out the big guns. You tell the medic that there is a tape recorder set in the cabinet on the other side of the room; however, you both must trek over to the cabinet, as one, in fear of him/her losing a finger. Inside the doctor will find a recorder with a short synopsis of their medical career, and how much he has done with that index finger. Just when it starts to sound optimistic, it digresses to how he could potentially lose it. All of which is presented with the mood set by another tape recorder looping the Saw theme.
by Jenkemberry Fields Forever June 13, 2010
Get the Chinese Butthole Trapmug. by BoyScoutsOfAmerica October 4, 2022
Get the non binary buttholemug. The slang term for the C-Shift of American fire departments located within the Great Plains. Also known as TBB, or TBBers. TBBers often cause great destruction yet tactically fix problems.
A-Shift: We suck!
B-Shift: We suck too!
Chief: A and B Shift, you have failed me for last time. It is time to call the elite. Send in The Tactical Butthole Boys.
B-Shift: We suck too!
Chief: A and B Shift, you have failed me for last time. It is time to call the elite. Send in The Tactical Butthole Boys.
by TBB4Life June 21, 2020
Get the The Tactical Butthole Boysmug. The action of uncontrollable and aggressive projectile diarrhea when traveling, particularly in airports. Can be shortened to "TBE".
by SaraSkeeter November 30, 2015
Get the texas butthole explosionmug. When you eat raw broccoli and other vegetables causing your breath to smell like a vegan's butthole.
by Chateau64 July 22, 2018
Get the Vegan butthole breathmug. by Revive Me February 27, 2021
Get the cum in my buttholemug. With a very dark man in the background playing a steel drum, line the outer rim of your partners anus with pineapple. Cover your right hand with half of a coconut and vigorously punch the pineapple into the anus. Repeat as necessary.
by The shocka August 11, 2009
Get the Carribean Butthole Massagemug.