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Naked and Afraid

A game which is aimed towards a group of straight males. To begin naked and afraid, you must decide who will be declared as “the scary man”. Once the scary man has been chosen, everyone gets butt-naked, except the scary man, who gets to wear socks and a mask. When the scary man has been chosen, he will have the ability to use any weapon of his choice; this can go from a wide variety from a belt to even oranges. Before the game begins, everyone in the room puts their right hand on The Bible and on the count of three everyone says “no homo” in order to make this activity as least homo as possible. After these words have been said, all the lights in the given area will be turned off and every individual playing will leave their phones (or speakers) somewhere and will blast Slipknot. The scary man has all the right to hit you as hard as he would like to with his weapon if you have been found. When you have been found and hit, you are eliminated from the game. Essentially, an intense game of hide and seek.
Sean: Hey how did you get that burn?

Jake: Oh yeah, the other day a few friends and I played naked and afraid and the scary man chose a febreeze bottle and a lighter for his weapon

Sean: Damn, that seems like it hurts

Jake: Yeah, but it was well worth it
by beepbooboobop May 24, 2018
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naked potato

The act of putting a Mr.Potato head in ones vagina.
She couldn't find her dildo so she decided to do a naked potato.
by Jevan53 March 7, 2014
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naked pile

The non-specific sex act which involves a several people all having fun, consensual sex with each other in a non-predefined scenario blurring boundaries of sexuality.
"What are you into? Threesomes? Foursomes?"
"I like it all...Naked Pile!"
by tacoraj April 23, 2018
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naked mole rat

Someone looking particularly unattractive, usually early in the morning or late at night. Characteristics include squinty eyes, hair pressed flat against head, puffy features. Usually the result of poor or no sleep and/or way too late/early to be up and moving around.
She washed her face and brushed her hair, but a naked mole rat still stared back at her in the mirror.

After playing video games all night he was more naked mole rat than human.

That's not a baby! That's a naked mole rat!
by Inanna October 21, 2007
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the naked fun game

you get naked (most likely while under the influence of some drug or alcoholic beverage) and just take it from there.
"yesterday i got soo crunk me and angela played the naked fun game i don't even remember what happend!"
by alex0001 December 31, 2007
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bare naked ladies

Wicked, cool band from Canada

Great simple lyrics and catchy tunes and beats.

The band members are down to earth - great representatives of the Canadian way.
The Bare Nake Ladies sing "If I had a million dollars".
by Doctor Livingstone May 16, 2005
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naked meat man

Having sex without a condom, in the raw, aka raw dog, raw doggin it
Damn! I got it last night, but I went up in it naked meant man.
Dude, did you hit that naked meat man?
Don't tell me you hit that naked meat man style.
by robinU February 3, 2007
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