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vietnamese breakfast

When you put a funnel into a vagina insert cracked eggs, fucc the ho and nut there. The eggs catch ur seed and you beat that fucc out em and make an omlet and feed da bitch.
Damn I gave dat dirty bish an Vietnamese breakfast with my step dad!
by Cabbage johnson September 5, 2017
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English Breakfast

1. A hot breakfast, distinct from a continental breakfast, which does not include cooked foods.

2. Sometimes English Breakfast is used as code to describe hot sex in the morning.
3. A booty-call that occurs first thing in the morning.
4. A hard-core gang-bang involving eggs and sausage.
I had a hot English Breakfast with you-know-who this morning. The hotel room had the odor of an English Muffin afterward.
by Chestnut + Hazel April 16, 2019
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That's just not Breakfast!

Created to refer to a sorry state of affairs, which would not be worth getting out of bed for. Essentially, all people with common sense would only arise from slumber from sustenance. So when something is shit, and it's not delicious and made of bacon sandwiches, remember, fuck it. It's just not breakfast.
"Hey baby, I'm afraid your mother is on the phone, your car has been stolen, and there some bills in the post."
"Yeah, but That's just not Breakfast! IS IT?"
by ReverendRyu84 January 11, 2010
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Serbian breakfast

- 2 expired eggs (boiled)
- cheap, unfiltered cigarettes
- a carton of old goat's milk that's been sitting under the hood of an old Lada (which also serves as the Serbian's summer home)
- topped off with a desert that consists mainly of several types of grass, anti-freeze, and slush from underneath the car (it's a winter delicacy)
"Went over to my friend Radivoje's place for a Serbian breakfast ... I've never thrown up so much in my life!"
by Milostheserbian April 14, 2009
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Portuguese Breakfast

The purged contents of a vagina the morning after a night of sexual escapades. May contain ejaculate, creams, condoms and in especially extreme cases, vegetables, bits of grass, beads, string, dog hair and / or vomit.
Hal unexpectedly got a Portuguese Breakfast when he was giving Tracy a morning licking and she sneezed. He did not know that the night before, Guido had attempted a tongue lashing, but failed when he threw up. (Hals Portuguese Breakfast contained vomited rice tacos and salsa.)
by Nick D. Danger February 10, 2010
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bachelor breakfast

I was running late so I just had a bachelor breakfast.
by No Nickname May 19, 2008
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Gbogbo wa la ma je breakfast

It means we would all finally have breakfast. It means colloquially, las las we go dey alright. It can also mean that there will be light at the end of the tunnel
Example: "Naija bad but las las gbogbo wa la ma je breakfast"
by _UncleAlex May 1, 2021
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