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vacuum breakfast

A type of breakfast which includes every edible item in plain sight. Often consumed in company of friends, or after a long or exciting night. Can be damaging to the consumer's heath.

Name derived from the consumer's vacuum-like mouth, sucking in anything regardless of caloric content.
I woke up this morning, and was so hungry I had a vacuum breakfast.
by Graphhhhh March 29, 2010
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poop for breakfast

its when you eat for poop for breakfast and its sooo good that you go in for seconds
guy 1 hey wanna eat poop for breakfast

guy 2 yea its sooo good

narrator and they started eating poop
by bennyboo7218 February 9, 2021
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breakfast and study

Similar to Netflix and Chill for more sophisticated individuals who desire the desire the consumption of breakfast materials (i.e. Bagels, Bacon, Flax Granola, Cereal, Yogurt, Eggs, Vegetables) while they indulge in intellectual stimulation through studying together in pairs or groups. (Not to be confused with pears and grapes.)
Hey Katie, wanna Breakfast and Study in the morning? - Clarissa
by Felix is cool March 18, 2016
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Breakfast duo

The sexual , yet painful act of cooking scrambled eggs with a friend and rubbing your moist balls on the eggs with your friend until you both ejaculate, blowing your load all over the eggs and proceeding to eat them with your buddy.
This morning was amazing me and colton preformed the breakfast duo, the best way to start the day off right!
by The cup of cum April 17, 2017
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breakfast mom

It's when you are drunk in bed in the morn and you be all like - I NEED BREAKFAST BUT MY FACE IS DRUNK AS FUCK. You pine for a mother figure who doesn't exist and you begin to question the path you've taken in life.
Yes, this is steve. No, I've got a breakfast mom going on, sorry.
by maxkappe October 2, 2014
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Vermont breakfast

Intercourse where you use maple syrup in replacement of lube
Did you and chad try a Vermont breakfast last night?
by THE_L0N3R April 2, 2019
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Stoners' breakfast

eating a lot very early in the morning (12-5am)
I could'nt sleep because I was too full, I had a stoners' breakfast.
by maninamask01 September 4, 2010
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