boner parade

a cavalcade of attractive women (men if you are gay) that are considered to be very sexually arousing

I went down to the college laundromat today... It was a total boner parade!

I like going to hooters, always a boner parade.

by hanibal the jerk February 17, 2012

Boner Goggles

The ability to detect a boner in someone's pants when they're above a 3.0 blood alcohol level from at least 15 feet away.

She gently gazed over his crotch with her boner goggles to see if her pray was ready to be capsized.

by shnummy August 1, 2012

Boner sidler

When your significant other / husband gets a boner but he doesn't come right out with it. Instead, he snuggles against you until you feel his boner against you in a surprise fashion.

Me: I was watching Grey's Anatomy last night and my hubby boner sidled me out of nowhere!

Friend: Geez, what a boner sidler. Why doesn't he tell you he's horny and it's time to get some action?
Me: I know!

by Wifeyoftheday February 28, 2013

boner bashing

the act of slamming the head of ones penis into the head of anthers

"i was boner bashing yesterday and now my dick hurts"

by Xx.god.xX December 27, 2013

boner slime

ejaculate and/or jizz

maybe I'll text my ex and ask her if my boner slime tastes like pancake mix

by iamhellcat March 14, 2014

Boner Crease

A crease around the crotch area in your pants/shorts, ect. that makes you appear to have a boner when you don't actually have one.

Tim: Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Jeff: Oh, that's just a boner crease!

by CaptainCatLoaf June 2, 2015

Boner Trap

A partner in a relationship (female/male) whom does not make any move whatsoever or allow you to. This usually leads to cheating or an ending to the relationship. When you refuse to do either of the two options, you are stuck hence the word "Boner Trap."

Man, dating a Boner Trap is like owning a Lamborghini and not being able to drive it.

by EthanFeng October 13, 2015