Boof Monkey

A term for describing someone behaving in an almost baboon-like, primal, and indefinitely African American way.

"Has anyone seen Smith, that fucking boof monkey stole my water bottle."

"Can you stop talking you boof monkey"
"Wow this chicken is good as fuck." "What did that boof monkey just say?"

by Miwotic November 17, 2020

Boof in the dreary

A sentence used to spoof english and irish people

AY mate lets go have a boof in the dreary !!!!!! (haha)

by youknowwhoiamdad February 15, 2022

Boof Battle

You attach a straw from your butthole to a strippers butthole and fart cocaine back and forth

“Hey man check it out! Pube Pirate and Buff Bucket are on the bar having a boof battle!”

by 3tbspOfgravy March 18, 2022

boof panties

ugly underwear for ugly girls. Usually women that are plain jane and ungroomed will be caught wearing these elusive undergarments.

Ruth had some mad boof panties on today.

by Andy Ober December 31, 2008

boof head

Australian Slang for an Idiot
Often used by swimming coaches to describe someone pissing around in their sessions

Ian Thorpe: How was that coach?
Australian Swimming Coach: It was crap you boof head
Ian Thorpe: *SLAP*

by Mapperz February 20, 2008

boof towel

A rolled up towel that someone smoking pot exhales their hit into in order to hide the smoke and smell from others. Works best with a moist towel.

"Dude, don't forget to use the boof towel or we'll all get busted."

by UrbanSherpa September 3, 2014

boof some doof

This a term most often used when someone wants to shove food up their ass for sustenance. To boof something is when you insert something inside your rectum. Food spelled backwards is doof, which is used for rhyming purposes in this case.

Person 1: Hey, are you hungry?
Person 2: Yeah definitely, but this gum tastes really good right now so I'm just gonna boof some doof.

by pretingers December 13, 2018