Blue Tool

The knob that is yapping loudly on his blue tooth while his eyes dart around hoping to find someone listening in to overhear him “move and shake” because all the difference makers are in a Wal-Mart midmorning in their khakis yapping on their cell phones.

Guy #1: Check out this douche yapping on his cell phone.

Guy #2: That’s no douche, that’s a blue tool.

by Nickola15 July 13, 2010

The Blue Buttfuck

Fireball, raspberry vodka, orange red bull, glacier freeze Gatorade, and a stone.

Last night was great, we made Eric The Blue Buttfuck and he got so drunk he couldn't remember where his penis was!

by poonmangler69 March 19, 2015

Blue Rubble

insane hope

All was in ruin; but he kept talking blue rubble about all the good to come.

by stuff an thanks April 25, 2015

Blue Judy

The act of masturbating with your tears while watching Judge Judy.

I was so sad about my deluxe cable package being canceled, so I gave myself a blue judy.

by Judge Judy brown May 14, 2015

Blue Leaves

The vaginal equivalent of blue balls. When one is sexed up, but then led on by their partner.

Lesbian 1: WHAT! You mean she just left you mid bang?
Lesbian 2: Yah man, she gave me blue leaves.

by Cj what's her face June 27, 2016

Blue Tomato

blue tomato (n):

1. A pointless phrase consisting of an adjective and a verb, synthesized with the intention of making satire of the other words on Urban Dictionary
2. A meaningless phrase dedicated for null use and general stupidity

David asked Jerry to give him a blue tomato. Jerry was confused.

by xxxjerrysuxcoxndix69xxx July 27, 2016

Blue Tomato

blue tomato (n):

1. A pointless phrase consisting of an adjective and a verb, synthesized with the intention of making satire of the other words on Urban Dictionary
2. A meaningless phrase dedicated for null use and general stupidity

David asked Jerry to give him a blue tomato. Jerry was confused.

by xxxjerrysuxcoxndix69xxx July 27, 2016