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On Beyonces' Surfboard

Another way of saying someone is completely hammered drunk, struggling to walk, speak, and it making completely no sense when they talk.

Typically used the morning after the party is over.
Ronald: "You were completely drunk last night."

Zach: "I wasn't that drunk!"

Ronald: "You were on Beyonces' surfboard!"
by RandZIdeas July 7, 2014
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TRULY BEYOND PERFECT

๐ŸŒน TATIANA ๐ŸŒน

โค๏ธZAMUDIOโค๏ธ

๐ŸŒบ๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒบ๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒบ๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒบ๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒบ๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒบ๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒบ๐ŸŒท๐Ÿ’•๐ŸŒท๐Ÿ’•๐ŸŒท๐Ÿ’•๐ŸŒท๐Ÿ’•๐ŸŒท๐Ÿ’•๐ŸŒท๐Ÿ’•๐ŸŒท
Daniel: You see that girl named Tatiana , she is TRULY BEYOND PERFECT

Friend: Of course that's because she's TATIANA ZAMUDIO
by Lolxdlolxd November 12, 2020
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Bed Bath & Beyond Reasonable

I have finally figured out what "Beyond" in "Bed Bath & Beyond" stands for... Yup, that's right, it's "Beyond Reasonable". As in, Good lord! The number and names of all these soap products is simply beyond reasonable!
Lynda: "Honey, I need to stop in Bed Bath and Beyond to pick up some hand soap."

Marty: "Okay."

An hour later my checking account is -$200 as we walk out with a huge bag full of 12 different kinds of hand soap, 20 candles, 10 new shower puffs, and a new set of hand towels to go with the new hand soap...

Lynda: "I love that store."

Marty: "That was Bed Bath & Beyond Reasonable. Next time, can we just go to Safeway and get some Dial hand soap?"
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d&d beyond

a website for nerds and only nerds, but all the nerds will love it once it leaves beta.
I just got into the d&d beyond Beta.
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Beyonce

1. My favorite singer who is mistakenly credited for inventing the word "bootylicious". Snoop Dogg used the word in '93 on Dr. Dre's Chronic album when Beyonce was 11 (but your bite wasn't vicious/and the rhymes you was kickin' was quite bootylicious).
2. Anyone who makes tons of money and still manages to have a huge, bad weave.
3. Any woman who dates a man who's unattractive or more than 10 years her senior.
4. Anyone who does not have the best command of the english language and lets the secret out in public. *Especially if it runs in the family!
1. Beyonce's new song for the pink panther is cute but the video sucks!
2. Please don't come out of your house with your hair looking like Beyonce's!
3. Katie Holmes is Tom Cruise's Beyonce'.
4. I see nothing wrong with looking sexily-Tina Knowles having a Beyonce' moment.
I know you was-Solange Knowles having a Beyonce' moment.
It's time to rededicate myself again to my workouts-Beyonce' Knowles having a true Beyonce moment
by MelDee January 10, 2006
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Beyonce

Beyonce is a very curvaecous singer. One of the best solo singers to it the scene. She can use her voice to mezmerize people.
Beyonce has won a total of 5 Grammy's as a solo artist. She is the lead singer of Destiny's Child and has won 3 Grammy's for her work with them.
Beyonce is better known for her 2003 #1 hit "Crazy In Love".
Beyonce created the word Bootylicous.
In a London poll, Beyonce got 36% of the votes beating out Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, and Ashanti as the next Pop Princess.
Beyonce will be always know for her hits.
Two number 1 hits in 2003.
Two Top five hits with "Naughty Girl", and "Me, Myself, & I.
by Tevin27 August 8, 2005
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beyonce

A beautiful Talented african American women who is very sucessful and loves what she does.
She will put her mind to anything.
by GBeauty September 16, 2006
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