bearded clam

A very hairy vagina.

I had to part the Bearded Clam forest just to get to the sweet tasting flesh-cave

by uban pervert June 28, 2003

Nahko Bear

Cosmic Singer

Nahko Bear has a voice that makes the world feel at peace. One song at a time he is helping the world find their medicine and use it.

by FitLife24/7 May 20, 2017

Beard Flea

A person that is unjustifiably impressed with themselves. Not a lowly arm pit flea or a below the belt flea, but an uppity “I am better than you” beard flea.

Brittney sure acts like a beard flea when she is driving her new Denali with 24” wheels and talking on her iPhone.

by sikalookin April 10, 2009

Beard Hag

A woman who will only be with bearded men.

She married a lumberjack since she was a beard hag.

by Dennis the ginger beard February 16, 2009

Bear Glove

A condition of the human penis, where the pubes grow so far up the shaft that they interfere with sex.

"I have a rugburn on my labia minora because my date had a bad case of Bear Glove."

by Mistress Em September 16, 2015

beaver beard

When a womans pubic hair grows in thickly not only above her vagina but also around the sides and across her taint.

I was going to go down on Sally but she was totally rocking a beaver beard.

Crabs would be in heaven in this girls pants, her beaver beard is like a luscious forest.

by peznux January 22, 2008

Baby Bear's Porridge

A term used to describe something that is "Just Right."

After looking at many coats today, I found one that was Baby Bear's Porridge, so I bought it!

by Dilicious October 27, 2009