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Soft-Serve

The type of soft person who is most likely responsible for so many “anti-bullying” rules in the Terms & Conditions portion of any Internet service. Usually over-sensitive and doesn’t deserve access to the internet if their feelings get hurt that easily.
Can also be used as a verb to mean that something caters to extremely sensitive people.
“Dude, YouTube is getting rid of dislikes to promote mental health
“I wanna meet the soft-serves who would kill themselves over a programmed number on a screen”
by placebo! September 9, 2021
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Soft Poke

A soft poke is an insult towards someone meaning they are bad at having sex. Lousy in the sack, a bad lay.
by Tay_raaw July 27, 2021
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Soft Noggin

why are you being a soft noggin?
stop being a soft noggin
by What is editing February 27, 2022
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Soft Parade

When a woman masturbates with her hand
Reena fell asleep under a tree after her soft Parade. The orgasm instantly wore her out.
by J$honey August 15, 2021
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Soft streamer

A live streamer who has a homey atmosphere, a loving community, low energy, wholesome and willing to grow, listen and learn.
Hey, have you heard of {name} they're a soft streamer
by Complaints August 23, 2021
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Super soft

Beyond the pale of limpness. Some men try to fold it in half and push it in but it just doesn’t work
The love-making was thwarted by Mr. Super Soft over there.
by ManleyGreaseMissile June 10, 2021
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Soft Serve

A guy squats, while his girl sits beneath him with an ice cream cone. The girl then proceeds to pull on the guy's erect unit as if she were pulling the lever on a soft serve ice cream dispenser. Once the "lever" is pulled, the guy releases his soft serve-like doodoo into her ice cream cone. She then can get "whipped cream" to top her soft serve by jacking off/blowing the guy. At this point, it's up to the guy to decide whether she eats it or not, but she at least has to lick it.
"I gave my bitch some of my chocolate nut fudge soft serve last night."
by Pilotwings87 December 3, 2007
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