The Baltimore Handshake

Doing nasty stuff to a cloaca at Old Town Mall

Look at that dude doing The Baltimore Handshake with that bird behind that dead mall.

by devydoodles August 9, 2023

Baddie Baltazar

Baltazar IS the definition of a turbo incel that fantasizes about fucking his anime waifus. Baltazar's twitter feed only consists of underage anime girls that he dreams about fucking one day, sadly that day will never arrive. Baltazar is also one of the worst gamers out there. The exact opposite of TobiTheG4m3r who is a HARDCORE GAMER. As a result of being a horrible gamer no one really wants to play anything with him so he resorts to playing singleplayer virgincore incel games only. An example of a singleplayer virgincore incel game is Genshin impact. Baltazar has spent a lot of dough on Genshin impact along with his anime figurines that he uses when jacking off. Lastly Baddie Baltazar had a instagram fan account but sadly it got taken down by the opps.

Random person: AYO who fucked this underage anime girl???
Baddie Baltazar: Uhm.. I-I did. B-but she said she was 13 a-and thats above the age of consent in Japan! *proud*
Random person 2: NAHH BALTAZAR WILDIN' IN DIS BIH

by BigBoyDaCool May 25, 2023

Caylee baltodano

An absolute gorgeous girl, she's beautiful no other words to describe her. She's just so perfect, she's sweet, caring, she's everything a man could ever want, and who ever ends up dating a Caylee Baltodano is going to live a happy life with her and never get tired of her.
And the songs "Motivos" is the perfect one to dedicate to her

Me personally am dating a Caylee Baltodano she's amazing she's perfect I love her with all my heart :)

by Monki.888 July 2, 2023

Gilgit-Baltistan

A self-governing territory of Pakistan, which contains the most beautiful landscapes known to man. Indians cope and seethe when they realise this will forever be Pakistani.

Tourist 1: Wow! Gilgit-Baltistan is very beautiful and clean!

Tourist 2: Of course it is, we’re on the Pakistani side of the border, not the Indian.

by TeaLovingRandian October 28, 2023

3 baltiscroll

A word meaning the residence of a village idiot. Also known as the peg house

Doesn’t the village idiot live at 3 baltiscroll

by SpriteJohn February 4, 2025

Raining in Baltimore

used to describe a sign of surprise at female ejaculation

dude I was hittin' it then it started Raining in Baltimore... shit was everywhere!!! I really really really really really needed a raincoat.

by dubauchery January 1, 2011

thuck my balths

thuck my thfat juithy balths.

"thuck my balths and call me dadthy!"

by KAZPER GRASPER October 3, 2022