Batorade

- lubricant used during self pleasuring/masturbation

I use baby oil for my batorade

by Treg2005 January 4, 2011

Batbileg

yaitsa (testicles in Russian)

Batbileg is such a yaitsa

by sausissca October 30, 2010

bathroom pudding

Shit that is halfway in consistency between diarrhea and jello.

"Man after that Taco Bell yesterday I shit out some serious bathroom pudding."

by Libdem June 1, 2016

Bathroom

A place where You relax your anal cavity and poop comes out.

Bob: where are you going

Smith: the bathroom

Bob: why

Smith: because my anal cavity is getting uuuugggeee

by Wetwow April 11, 2019

twentieth century bathroom

A public restroom missing so much as ONE of these 21st century features:
1. Infrared automatic faucets that stay on as long as you are moving your hands
2. Automatic hand dryer and/or automatic paper towels
3. Self flushing toilet/urinal
4. Automatic soap

Don't go in that McDonalds down the street if you have 7 year diarrhea, they only have a twentieth century bathroom.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter April 1, 2008

batard

The definiton came from Mike when he meant to say 'bastard' and from then we thought it was hilarious. Definition means the opposite of bastard.

Say like, you could use it if your mad at someone, or just to be funny. Like Mike and I, we used it for everything. We'd be like.. ahah batard.. lmao

by emma and mike April 26, 2004

Beer Dick Bater

one who assumes the role a of guy masturbating, but instead of a dick, it is a can of beer.

This one time, on a pool table, i saw this girl doing the beer dick bater dance

by Mark19 August 20, 2008