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Horny nigga laundry basket

A black African american nigga who cant afford a male prostitute so he works at a laundry store so then he gets money and gets super horny and the male prostitute rubs his dick.
by Suckmyjuice69 February 14, 2019
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gayer than a picnic basket

Being so extremely gay that there is a high chance of said gay person exploding into kittens and rainbows. Not to be confused with gay as a picnic basket, which is the stable equivalent.
Josh - That guy is gayer than a picnic basket!

Eric - I'm going to keep my distance, my insurance doesn't cover injuries made by shards of rainbows!

Josh - Now that you mention is, I am allergic to cats.... Better safe than sorry....
by Ima Sonovabitch August 22, 2012
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underwater basket weaving

too much underwater basket weaving makes my wrist hurt

the interweb is a great tool for practicing underwater basket weaving
by studiosecond July 11, 2007
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Last year's hanging basket

Unkempt lady's bush, sprouting spiders' legs, possibly sporting a stale, musty odour.
She doesn't look like she takes care of herself; I bet her bush is like last year's hanging basket.
by Kirkpatrick77 September 3, 2013
mugGet the Last year's hanging basketmug.

Hindu Egg Basket

When a fella sits on your face resting a bollock (his eggs) in each one of your eye sockets (the baskets) and the residue from his sweaty hoop leaves a shit stained dot where a bindi would be.
Gary, lay on the floor. I'm gonna show you my hindu egg basket.
Niccccce one, Garrry.
by CREGGYBOMBS September 10, 2019
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Too hard basket

A metaphorical basket containing ideas and/or tasks which are either taboo or are deemed extremely difficult to handle.
Example: The idea of sex for the seriously disabled is a too hard basket for some people to come to terms with.

Example: The concept of ordained homosexual bishops is a too hard basket for many religious people with conservative theological views.
by WriteForFun December 31, 2010
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dusty fruit basket

A very tall man, above average, who loves getting head from midget women and who has a quite large danger noodle
I love being a dusty fruit basket, these midgets give better head than most people think.
by Dangernoodles01 January 9, 2017
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