Burn a Floater

To expend a single vacation day so that you may partake in illicit drug use from the comfort and privacy of your home.
After an exhausting week of back-to-back client meetings Dick could not wait to burn a floater on Friday.
by Chief Chester March 26, 2009
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Burning Fapper

Someone who throws up all over themselves and uses the vomit as lube to get a burning sensation from the stomach acid while also masturbating.
Kieth, get off my couch, you burning fapper.
by Breast Thong May 29, 2012
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Zipper Burn

Where you get an erection while wearing pants.
by Orexio November 17, 2015
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Thong Burn

The great irritation of friction between the delicate skin of the bottox and a thong.
Man that thong burn felt like Satan doing a 5k in the valley of my derrière.
by Suboomafoo January 08, 2019
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burn a pissy

A northern Michigan (UP) term for doing a u-turn in a vehicle. This term has a long history of being confused or misheard as "burn a pussy", insinuating violence to female genitalia or cats, but in no way is meant to be used in those contexts.
Hey dawg, burn a pissy real quick, I forgot my wallet.
by Jim Jam Tam January 08, 2018
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Calan Burns

Calan has a massive ding dong

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by ggity69 June 23, 2023
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Burning Brain

When all you can think about is about Burning Man even though you have a job, deadlines, a wife, a mortgage, pets, etc. The condition of not being able to focus on anything else but Burning Man.
"Baby , I'm so sorry I forgot to mail in the mortgage check this month, I've got Burning Brain."
by Kapt'n and Kitty August 22, 2017
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